vanilla bean 

A person who is forced to go tanning with people he hates due to little or no skin pigment. This person will go to great lengths to be anything but his true color...pale. By anything i mean, sit in a car with people that reek of dick juice. Though he might look like a sexy tan(red) piece of man meat after his exposure to ultraviolet lights, it hurts him a bit each time he goes for the ride to the tanning salon.

Question: What kind of bean is best?

That's a ridiculous question.

False. Vanilla Bean.

Well that's debatable. There are basically...

FACT: Beans smell like Tiger Balm

vanilla bean by Perfect #13 March 30, 2009

vanilla bean 

The coating of semen on feces after anal sex

person 1: Hey did you hear what happened to that slut?

person 2: Yeah man i heard she had vanilla beans for a week

vanilla bean by waiter, check please May 28, 2011

vanilla bean virgin

a virgin white girl who’s a wholesome bean but very ignorant about anything sexual. Sometimes also dumb as fuck but very sweet and well meaning.

It's a miracle you've been on the internet this long and don't even know what rule 34 is! You're such a vanilla bean virgin!

vanilla bean virgin by W!tchB!tch201 December 30, 2022

Vanilla bean frapp 

A word to describe a boy who is pale yet extremely handsome. Who loves to play sports with his friends and who has feelings for a cinnamon frapp. He loves to be around cinnamon frapp and make out with her. Vanilla bean frapp is awesome

Friend 1: Have you seen that vanilla bean frapp?

Friend 2: Ya man, he has feelings for cinnamon frapp

Vanilla bean frapp by Cinnamon frapp March 4, 2016

Vanilla Bean Speck 

The illest rapper ever to emerge from the mean streets of Santa Rosa, CA.

-Yo, did you listen to that new Vanilla Bean Speck album?

-Yeah, dawg, that was some dope shit.

Vanilla Bean Speck by Nilla Bean June 9, 2009

tahitian vanilla bean

When a man or woman submerges a gallon container of vanilla ice cream in another woman's asshole while furiously stabbing their clitoris

Gilbert suggested the Tahitian Vanilla Bean to his naughty girlfriend, but she valued her tight bum, and did not want a loose asshole (see loose asshole for details)

tahitian vanilla bean by Owenthecockshucker November 5, 2013

vanilla beaning 

Female masturbation non freakish.

This morning everyone left the house, leaving me alone with my thoughts and my hand. After talking to this hot Canadian i slipped my hand inside my panties for some vanilla beaning.

vanilla beaning by RyattBear December 12, 2017