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A person who is forced to go tanning with people he hates due to little or no skin pigment. This person will go to great lengths to be anything but his true color...pale. By anything i mean, sit in a car with people that reek of dick juice. Though he might look like a sexy tan(red) piece of man meat after his exposure to ultraviolet lights, it hurts him a bit each time he goes for the ride to the tanning salon.
Question: What kind of bean is best?

That's a ridiculous question.

False. Vanilla Bean.

Well that's debatable. There are basically...

FACT: Beans smell like Tiger Balm
by Perfect #13 March 30, 2009
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