valedictorian

the smartest,lonliest person in a graduating class. when someone tries for valedictorian, they lose all their friends.in their spare time, these valadictorians do homework, read, and play hackysack with and occasional guitar break.

girl one: wow look at that kid playing hacky sakc
girl 2: ew i know....hes valedictorian

by nay and amers June 12, 2006

Valedictorian

A mf that spends 230+ hours on valorant and is maidenless (REAL)

“Valedictorians are the scum of the earth.”
“Ong”

by tigerbawlz March 7, 2022

Valedictorian

The smartest person in that group of class.The top of your grading class.Given big scholarships and opportunities.

Mom I got valedictorian today at school.

by Smart southern little bitch February 7, 2021

Valedictorianism

The act of being or becoming valedictorian

Person: yo wyd rn?
Other person: Gotta get on that valedictorianism grind

by Brklnhale January 11, 2024

Valedictorian

Me, nigga

Hey did you hear that Maddox is a valedictorian at Harvard?

by Da valedictorian fr fr May 29, 2024

Valedictorian

Me, nigga

Hey did you hear that Maddox is a valedictorian at Harvard?

by Da valedictorian fr fr May 29, 2024

Vaseline Valedictorian

Graduated in Vaseline. Had every every colour of tin, even the limited editions. You won't see them without one sliding out of their pocket every 10 to 15 minutes.

"I own every varient, flavour and scent of vaseline. I am such a vaseline valedictorian, I love it! I can't enough of the stuff"

by Qualityfeet69 March 9, 2026