When one has feelings to share and takes to Facebook to do so. Instead of writing out what one actually needs to say, they write something cryptic that prompts others to ask "what's wrong." This is usually when the Vaguebooker replies with another Vaguebook reply such as "DM me" or "don't feel like talking about it." This will then prompt the inquirer to not give a shit.
Kelly had a bad week, so she took to Facebook to do some vaguebooking. "Really wish things turned out differently."
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Get the Vaguebooking mug.noun: An intentionally vague or one-worded status update, alluding to something else. This could be an inside joke, or anything meant for only a few people. More simply, it could be a plea for someone to comment. Such as "pointless", "frustrated", or any inside joke.
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1. Sending a text message with little or no expression that may suggest the end of the texting conversation. Such times when a vaguetext may be used is when you are texting someone uniteresting, you are busy at the moment, or you are simply tired of texting him/her.
2. A vaguetext may be used to test someone, and see if the person you are texting will reply with a new conversation starter. Such a case does not nessesarily mean you want to quit texting, just that you are opening the conversation up for a new topic.
2. A vaguetext may be used to test someone, and see if the person you are texting will reply with a new conversation starter. Such a case does not nessesarily mean you want to quit texting, just that you are opening the conversation up for a new topic.
Common examples include:
"Haha yeah"
"Lol"
"Nothin much"
"Thats good"
(etc.)
Jerry: Gawd I hate texting Britney!
Adam: I know, vaguetexting is her thing i guess.
(texting conversation)
Ryan: So i just got a new bike! :)
Nick: cool
In the above example, Nick vaguetexted Ryan, implying that he was uninterested in him getting a new bike.
"Haha yeah"
"Lol"
"Nothin much"
"Thats good"
(etc.)
Jerry: Gawd I hate texting Britney!
Adam: I know, vaguetexting is her thing i guess.
(texting conversation)
Ryan: So i just got a new bike! :)
Nick: cool
In the above example, Nick vaguetexted Ryan, implying that he was uninterested in him getting a new bike.
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Get the Vague mug.When someone kicks someone in the female private area. The female equivalent of being kicked down there. Obviously not as painful but pretty nasty.
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Get the K-vagged mug.A member of the social network Facebook who posts vauge and sometimes cryptic statuses on their wall. This is commonly used as a ploy to elicit comments from other fellow facebook users. This choice of ambiguity is often associated with one of the following:
1) Their status is something highly personal and just want some words of encouragement or endearment from their peers.
2) Their page has had little to no action in the past few days so they might as well put something that will get a response from someone since none of their other statuses have been appealing to anyone.
3) They have a pathological need for attention and as such are not able to function unless they find a way to get that attention.
1) Their status is something highly personal and just want some words of encouragement or endearment from their peers.
2) Their page has had little to no action in the past few days so they might as well put something that will get a response from someone since none of their other statuses have been appealing to anyone.
3) They have a pathological need for attention and as such are not able to function unless they find a way to get that attention.
OMG did you see Mary's status today? It said, 'Whats done is done. And thats all there is to it'. Do you know what see was talking about? She is being such a Vaugebooker!
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