sweaty vagina syndrome

syndrome in which a woman is hot and bothered. she is horny as hell!

that bi-atch is suffering from sweaty vagina syndrome. her crotch is steaming!

by inthava February 16, 2005

Tiny Vagina Syndrome (TVS)

A male post-coital mental state, induced by female partner with an abnormally small vagina, creating the perception that one's penis is larger than it actually is.

See Also: Large Vagina Syndrome (LVS) antonym

1. John suffered from a case of Tiny Vagina Syndrome (TVS) after returning home from a business trip to Thailand last week.

2. Male 1: "Man I ripped that girl UP last night."
Male 2: "Nah dude, I've seen that shit, I think you're suffering from TVS. Go take a nap."

by Dr. Brown Buffalo January 9, 2011

Massive Upper Vagina Syndrome (MUVS)

A medical condition which consists of a large mass of fatty tissue below the belt or waistline of an overweight woman. The massive upper vagina is much more visible when the woman wears a belt which compresses her plump form, similar to a rubber band around a marshmallow.

Did you see how much weight Seth's mom has gained? Poor woman has a serious case of Massive Upper Vagina Syndrome (MUVS).

by gyatso January 23, 2009

Gray Vagina Syndrome

Gray Vagina Syndrome is when a girls pussy dries up and turns grey.. it is just not appealing... symptoms included confusing cake and throw-up, being a bitch, skankbag, chubby chaser, and/or just nasty... also known as (GVS), a dyker, and having a maher.

I just threw a cake at that bitches car and she thought it was throw-up. WTF! She must have Gray vagina syndrome...

by SloppySeconds69 October 14, 2011

Magical Vagina Syndrome

The idea that many women have that if they're pretty/smart/sexy/wonderful enough, they can change any man to become whatever they feel is "better". The concept of changing a bad boy into a good one simply due to the "love of his woman". (Note: Magical Vaginas do not exist outside of bodice rippers, chick flicks, and romance novels)

Why is Sandra still with her abusive drug dealer boyfriend? She totally has Magical Vagina Syndrome.

by meanameana February 14, 2015

Dry Vagina Syndrome

Dry Vagina Syndrome (DVS) is known as severe case of lack of sex for a woman. Causing the vaginal tissue to stop secreting lubricants, effectively drying up. Symptoms include denial of DVS,excessive bitchiness, mood swings,a sharp temper, dry and chap vaginal tissue and a very aggressive sexual drive when the opportunity of dick is around. DVS usually follows NDS, an acute lack of penis.

She is excessively bitchy today, her Dry Vagina Syndrome must be flaring up.

by J Boi of Fab 5 January 22, 2008

Dusty Vagina Syndrome

The turning of dust of ones vagina, from lack of use. Also know as DVS. Older less sexually active women suffer from it. Causes can be :Lameness,fatness,ugliness, or many other reasons.

If she doesn't have sex soon, she's going to get Dusty Vagina Syndrome!

by Gay and Glad August 19, 2009