Vaccinated ballsack

Also known as “the vaxxed sack”, a vaccinated ballsack is simply the Moderna, Pfizer, and Johnson & Johnson vaccine that you inject into your ballsacks for complete immunity from Covid 19. There is proven research out there that 1/ everyone person in the world has gotten the ballsack vaccine & has never gotten Covid which proves it’s true power. Some pros are enlarged ballsacks, increased sperm count, increased sex drive, a rage for animal porn, an interest in shoving pencils up your asshole, and when you produce offspring and buss a nut into that stinky pussy just know those kids will come out of the womb full grown adults.

Nick: “hey guys was really wondering if I should get the vaccine, it seems really effective”
Racist: “don’t kid yourself, the vaccine ejected into your arm is a hoax, ever heard of the ballsack vaccine that leads to a vaccinated ballsack”
Nick: “no, I’m listening”
Racist: “here I have some dark web samples of Pfizer u can try. Also here’s a used needle from my heroine use”
Nick: “awesome man you’re the best”
…10 mins later…
Nick:” dude this is sick!!! My ballsack is huge and I feel like I can fuck anything that has a pulse! Thanks so much sir racist”
Racist: “some say I’m a misunderstood genius, some simply say I’m a genius. Bottom line, you’re welcome”

by Chenyah buss down that pussy December 20, 2021

vaccinated with a Victrola needle

Indicates someone is talkative; joking reference to needle on phonographs.

"Kristen never shuts up! She must've been vaccinated with a Victrola needle."

by Paul Varjak November 11, 2012

Vaccinated cheeto

Vaccinated cheeto is a alternative word for: poggers (Really cool) and/or "Pretty epic!"
(The opposite of diseased dorito.)

"Bruh, you do be pretty vaccinated cheeto rn."-Joel Bingle
"Vaccinated cheeto's are really epic!"-Geroldson Fingleburg

by PepsiCHEESE October 21, 2021

Vaccinated AF

Vaccinated AF is a term used by gullible idiots to let everyone around them know that they are incapable of understanding and researching science so instead put blind trust in authority figures who have had their credibility destroyed.

“Bruh I’m vaccinated AF, I’m a hero”.

by TheAnswerTo1984Is1776 August 10, 2021

Vaccinated Swine

1. any fully vaccinated stout, cloven-hoofed artiodactyl of the Old World family Suidae, having a thick hide sparsely covered with coarse hair, a disklike snout, and an often short, tasseled tail: now of worldwide distribution and hunted or raised for its meat and other products.Compare hog, pig1, wild boar.
the domestic hog, Sus scrofa.
2. a fully vaccinated coarse, gross, or brutishly sensual person.
3. a fully vaccinated contemptible person.
4. someone who is out of touch with reality, can be Fully or half vaccinated.

I got dreams; does it look like i want to become vaccinated swine?

by estanswer December 18, 2021

Gold Star Vaccinated

A person who has been vaccinated for COVID-19 but has never contracted the virus. Similar to a gold star lesbian, GSV’s are the purest and most rare piece of a larger vaccinated population

No I don’t have the natural immunity, I’m “gold star vaccinated”man, purely vaccine antibodies in my blood.

by Vladboy11 May 27, 2022

666-Vaccinated

The devilish term sarcastically used by brainwashed Fox News viewers and diehard Trumpublican evangelicals, or by those who only watch right-wing media channels, for a “vaccine passport,” which these anti-vaxxers would need if they wished to fly to countries that only welcome immunized passengers.

Guesstimate how many 666-vaccinated documents would be issued in the United States in 2021.

by MathPlus April 21, 2021