Uncrustable

To have anal sex with someone without touching either of their butt cheeks.

Guy 1 - "How was that party, bro?"

Guy 2 - "Awesome! I hooked up with a drunk chick and gave her an uncrustable!"

Guy 1 and Guy 2 fistbump

by Seth_McFoster April 16, 2011

Alaskan Uncrustable

A person with lots of ass hair who has trouble wiping; shit-encrusted ass hair.

“Dude, why does Kaleb smell so bad??”
“You didn’t know? He’s got one of them Alaskan Uncrustables.”
“We should get Kaleb a bidet.”

by SylverZephyr March 14, 2022

unflushable

An Unflushable is a person that does not flush the toilet or urinal. And the next unlucky person in line has to flush that person's pee. yuck!

I can't stand to come behind one of those unflushables because I have to look at their pee!

by ***Dr Dave September 19, 2009

untrustable

A person having the trait of untrustiness

In your face Pallavi

During a a game of Kings:
Kieran: Guess a card. It rhymes with fine...
Me: ...Nine?
Kieran: Nope! Seven, drink up cocksack!
Me: You untrustable bastard...I hope you die from a botched hysterectomy

by Kyung Won Chung February 1, 2009

unflushable

The gf/bf who simply will not be dumped.
The gf/bf who you cannot get rid of.

Beth is maddeningly unflushable; I broke up with her again last night and we still ended up at her place...

by jbastard February 26, 2003

The Unflushable

A poop so big and aquadynamic that it cannot be flushed on first try.

My mom just left The Unflushable in the toilet

by cool bionicles are quiet cool April 8, 2023

unwashable

An unwashable is someone who intentionally discards any sort of personal hygiene. An unwashable never bathes or wears clean clothes, never brushes teeth or combs his or her hair. Very similar to crusties and gutterpunks, but even more religiously so. They are rare and often living on the fringe of society, though famous and succesful unwashables are known

That guy is an unwashable, he hasn't washed for 30 years

by Dirty Danny September 21, 2005