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unpaid superhero

Generally,stoner slang for waking up in the morning with an erection, for no apparent reason.
Dude1: So this morning I tottaly had an unpaid superhero.
Dude2: Did you jack off?
Dude1: Nah, I had to get ready for work...
by Ekhoengmoon April 17, 2008
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Unpaid whore

Unpaid whore: A master slut. A woman who has sex with men and or women just for the pleasure and love of sex. A whore has far fewer boundaries than a slut.
"Sandra is an unpaid whore, she has sex for fun not for money"!
by pdxstaci July 15, 2018
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Unpaid Historian

We all have had that one friend that talks about how great his country was in the past or always talks about every single detail in every history subject, sometimes he even becomes teachers pet when the teacher says something in his favor easily, he is the dude who uses wikipedia as his main source and asks u where did you get that info whenever you say something.
Amir talks about Iran's history so much, he looks like a unpaid historian
by Coldest MF January 17, 2024
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Unpaid Fivem Worker

A Unpaid Fivem Worker is someone who has fallen victim to corrupting their minds by draining their lifespan by working 9-5 on a Fivem Roleplay server, They also usually contain a "Fivem Brain" and spend their days simping and protecting E-Girls who weigh over 600lbs and might aswell have their own dedicated episode on my 600lb life.
Hector @ 4:00am : wakes up and loads onto their fivem server with a notepad opened to log their daily duties of being a Unpaid Fivem Worker.
by fansign May 10, 2025
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Unaided Alternative

Masterbating with your off hand without visual aid.
Since my girlfriend broke up with me i have to do an unaided alternative to switch things up.
by dirty fender May 31, 2010
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unpainted

A first timer. Something that has never been used before.
"Man she is unpainted, I would love to hit that." "I am as of yet, unpainted but will try a hit of this joint." "this new bowl is unpainted, so pack it up and break it in."
by Nicole2191 August 7, 2005
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unpardyed

a load of pedaf
The unpardyed magic bullet caused a problem.
by Pedaf March 17, 2009
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