Teh only operating system you can trust. Too bad it ain't no phawkin OS in specific, dude. The only *nix that can be used with ease and complete lack of leetness is Apple's OSX, though. Funny thing it ain't no open source and is bling bling imminent to get holda in a legal way.
Alice: "WTF? Me XP like b0000m?!!"
Bob: "Switch, me 1337 Apple dealer!!!11!!1"
Alice: "kk, tnx m8!"
Bob: "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$"
Alice: ":´("
Bob: ":P"
Bob: "Switch, me 1337 Apple dealer!!!11!!1"
Alice: "kk, tnx m8!"
Bob: "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$"
Alice: ":´("
Bob: ":P"
by wtf February 21, 2005
Facial hair that all Unix experts are mysteriously compelled to grow. The length, bushiness, and unkemptness of the Unix beard are all directly proportional to the owner's expertise. Having a Unix beard is a great way to ensure that you never get laid.
by josh@rootpoot November 19, 2003
Unix is an ancient snake wandering around and trying to snake someone that he know, and eventually steal the girl
You're a unix
by Professor Vegan July 31, 2021
"G-unix, Linux for da homies" is an attempt to bring the Linux operating system to the hood, and to make Linux the computer Operating System of choice for lower-income communities.
by scrillamanjaro May 13, 2009
A point in history, specifically midnight UTC on January 1, 1970. Used as the starting point for Unix Time.
Synonym: seventies
Related term: Unix Time
Synonym: seventies
Related term: Unix Time
by Yamato Yamamoto June 27, 2022
by Chandu June 22, 2005
It is the excuse hipster junior System Administrators use when they leave long beards. It is supposed to be measuring the level of expertise however it is really a ruse , a masquerade for them to satisfy their deeper hipster motivations. You can easily spot them when they compare their beard not with Tovald's but with the one Clooney has.
Dimitris clames he keeps his beard long to mark his UNIX expertise, calling it a UNIX beard. Hack through his browser history though, you'll see lots of Clooney images.
by truthteller@root August 27, 2013