A very peaceful airline which does NOT re-accommodate their customers using force as they would never overbook their flights.
by ZKOS April 12, 2017
The number one place to go if you want to be forcefully dragged out with a bloody mouth and concussion for no fucking reason.
by Rebellereign April 17, 2017
by Kyrillmmm August 3, 2017
You should know this by now, if you haven't spent your time jacking off to a giraffe being born.
The airline that has three core ways to rip you off:
1) Damaging your luggage.
2) Delaying your flight for no reason at all.
3) Beating you about the head and face until you are utterly helpless.
The airline that has three core ways to rip you off:
1) Damaging your luggage.
2) Delaying your flight for no reason at all.
3) Beating you about the head and face until you are utterly helpless.
by Frannknbeans April 20, 2017
A racist airline that beats Chinese doctors. The defenceles small Ching Chong screams while united rape him. United are in the shit now Ching Wang Wong land are coming to get them and the dank memes are destroying there company. They also have a new motto 'we don't beat our competitors, we beat our customers' United are now worse that Ryan air where you usually sit next to a fat Bastard whose flabs are having out and asked if he can eat your Mars bar. United use there planes to penetrate sluts now. United are also planning 9/11 number 2.
United Airlines: Come fly with us, we don't beat our competitors, we beat you.
Chinese Doctor:. Ching Chong you beat me buttfucks.
Chinese Doctor:. Ching Chong you beat me buttfucks.
by Aggravated Ching Chong April 16, 2017
United Airlines well put your name in a computer and kick you off.
Captain: Sir you have to get off
Doc:I WANNA GO HOME
Captain: Sir you have to get off
Doc:I WANNA GO HOME
United Airlines
by EmoKidWithNoLife April 16, 2017
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