uncortable

Same definition as the word “uncomfortable”.

Nurse, I’m uncortable can you please reposition me.

Elaine thought jun misspelt the word “uncomfortable” but little does she know, uncortable is the shortcut version and means exactly the same thing; only if written on paper in a hospital bathroom door.

by oso_cool April 29, 2019

Unbunkable

Someone or Something cannot be proven wrong in an argument. For Example: You're having a debate with friend and they say your wrong and they try to "debunk" "meaning expose the falseness" they can't do it because your right in the topic and you usually debunked them in the debate. It basically means you can't be proven wrong. You can only use this term when you usually win arguments and have a good record like 20-3 in argument. Word was Created by Micaiah using the Words "Unable" and "Debunk"

You can't prove me wrong I am Unbunkable. You didn't win the argument you lost Im Unbunkable

by Kairath December 17, 2020

uncrustables

Possibly the best food ever invented/discovered.

Hey kids, what do you want for breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
UNCRUSTABLES!

by Muffincakes April 29, 2008

Uncrustable

To have anal sex with someone without touching either of their butt cheeks.

Guy 1 - "How was that party, bro?"

Guy 2 - "Awesome! I hooked up with a drunk chick and gave her an uncrustable!"

Guy 1 and Guy 2 fistbump

by Seth_McFoster April 16, 2011

Uncummable

When you're trying to make someone cum and you're doing everything that you can and using every trick in the book and they just can't/won't cum

I went down on a chick for two fucking hours and she just didn't cum.

She's "Uncummable"

by Trucky Pup January 28, 2017

Alaskan Uncrustable

A person with lots of ass hair who has trouble wiping; shit-encrusted ass hair.

“Dude, why does Kaleb smell so bad??”
“You didn’t know? He’s got one of them Alaskan Uncrustables.”
“We should get Kaleb a bidet.”

by SylverZephyr March 14, 2022

uncrustable

An unsatisfying, extremely processed sealed crustless sandwich made by Smucker's that takes away all the "hassle" involved in making a sandwich.

"Man, I want a PB&J so bad right now! But I just don't feel like making one. It's so much work! I know! I'll have an uncrustable!"

by thoraxcorp11 October 17, 2008