Uncle Bob 

Majority of the American populations uncle's typically has a handle bar mustache has been rocking the mullet since 1982 and wears sunglasses with the elastic on the ends to conveniently turn them into a necklace. Never got around to cashing in the camel cash, but claims he had enough to get the boat. and when he says cool he says it like key-oww-ll

Wait are we talking about my uncle Bob or your uncle Bob?

Uncle Bob by Shrewby July 22, 2020

Uncle Bob 

A lie so obvious even the person you tell it to knows, but understands they shouldn't ask anything else.

Mexican guy to John Connor - "Who's your friend?" John Connor - "Uh, Uncle Bob" Mexican Guy - "Uncle Bob, eh? Oookay."

Uncle Bob by Yardboy May 14, 2015

Uncle Bob 

a very weird uncle that is very sexual towards you and always trys to be alone with you and talk to you. He's most likely a child molester and he always touches your arm, waist, legs, or hips

Uncle: Hey, Jordan....

Jordan: *mind* OMG HE"S SUCH AN UNCLE BOB

Uncle Bob by Jac0b3y November 5, 2021

Uncle Bob 

Uncle Tom but specifically for white people

Margaret.. For the 50th time.. I enjoy seeing other white boys get beaten up on Twitter! I'M AN UNCLE BOB.

Uncle Bob by TheeUncleBob April 20, 2023

uncle bob 

the goat. an absolute legend. will never leave your side. will die to protect you. get yourself an uncle bob (t-800).

uncle bob was the goat. why did he have to die

uncle bob by foxy_6471 December 1, 2024

Uncle Bob 

A man of many evils, countless crimes, and a conesseir of child scented candles. He is a known terrorist, mentally retarded, and extremely wealthy. Extremely dangerous, and wanted in many countries. Do not approach, and do not be a minor within 100 miles of him

"Pipe down or I will give uncle Bob your location"

Uncle Bob by The great and mighty quandale June 20, 2025

Uncle Bob's 

Code Word for Strip Club

Bob Seger "Night Moves"

Hey Honey We will be back late tonight we are going to visit Justin's Uncle Bob. Don't wait up.

Uncle Bob's by Manderin September 11, 2005