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uncle bob

When you shit down someone's throat and duct tape their mouth shut so they can't spit it up/puke it up
I gave my girlfriend a visit from uncle bob
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Uncle Bob

Majority of the American populations uncle's typically has a handle bar mustache has been rocking the mullet since 1982 and wears sunglasses with the elastic on the ends to conveniently turn them into a necklace. Never got around to cashing in the camel cash, but claims he had enough to get the boat. and when he says cool he says it like key-oww-ll
Wait are we talking about my uncle Bob or your uncle Bob?
by Shrewby July 22, 2020
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Uncle Bob's

Hey Honey We will be back late tonight we are going to visit Justin's Uncle Bob. Don't wait up.
by Manderin September 11, 2005
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Uncle Bob

a very weird uncle that is very sexual towards you and always trys to be alone with you and talk to you. He's most likely a child molester and he always touches your arm, waist, legs, or hips
Uncle: Hey, Jordan....

Jordan: *mind* OMG HE"S SUCH AN UNCLE BOB
by Jac0b3y November 5, 2021
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Uncle Bob

Uncle Tom but specifically for white people
Margaret.. For the 50th time.. I enjoy seeing other white boys get beaten up on Twitter! I'M AN UNCLE BOB.
by TheeUncleBob April 20, 2023
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Uncle Bob's recovery tips

Refers to a video course to guide you through ceasing compulsive masterbation, porn use and / or recovering from sexual addiction and sexual dysfunction.

Also

Porn induced sexual dysfunction

Yourbrainonporn.com
How's our fuckaholic doing with uncle Bob's recovery tips?
by Modern Women September 3, 2025
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uncle bob

the goat. an absolute legend. will never leave your side. will die to protect you. get yourself an uncle bob (t-800).
uncle bob was the goat. why did he have to die
by foxy_6471 December 1, 2024
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