Umami 

a lover that is difficult to find. Beautiful, intelligent and above all caring. Always takes the time to make sure you are ok and shows interest in you and your life. Sees only the best in you. Most likely a sushi-fanatic or Asian.

Q's a typical 'umami ' type of guy

Umami by aboutkew November 28, 2017

umami 

A "flavor enhancing" cheaper type of MSG. Ostensibly defined as "savory", yet it is more "PUNGENT". If it's a fifth sense, it is the one we evolved to recognize as food poisoning. This rancid fecal smell/taste was popularized by Trader Joe's meats.

You call that savory? Did a sick baboon sit on your face? That restaurant is wafting umami like rotten rodent chili cabbage antifreeze boiling under an outhouse and masked with spice.

umami by Sperloid April 25, 2021

umami 

a love so intense that can't be described with words, the fifth flavour of love

I love you umami <3

umami by dilectus illuminatus October 13, 2024

Umami Gobstopper 

The act of passing and kidney stone during intercourse into your partner’s mouth, while they suck on it until it disappears.

After my recent diagnosis, the wife and I decided to try something different in bed so I gave her an umami gobstopper.

Umami Gobstopper by yunGull June 24, 2020

Bland umami 

A person who is flavorful yet he/she doesn't live to his/her full flavor. This person is exciting but doesn't act on his/her wants or feelings.

She's such bland umami

Bland umami by sachikatdare July 26, 2015

nut umami 

In a can of mixed nuts, it is only the pecans that possess a peculiar earthy flavor that is the essence of pure nuttiness. That essence, that is even more pronounced in the hickory nut, is that under-flavor that is nut umami, which can also be measured in intensity. Walnuts, especially black walnuts, have a more bitter drying flavor, that is at the bitter end of the nut umami spectrum, whereas the pecan and hickory are in the balanced and more centered warm spot on the nut umami scale.

Those roasted pecans exude the most wonderful nut umami.

nut umami by anonymous December 17, 2020

Umari

rich big dick nigga that is lightskin and is a pro at all videogames and will have the best girlfriend in the world.

Umari gets he's BIGDICK sucked

Umari by shdowkids7 February 8, 2022