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Upland, CA

1. true, a phenomenally boring city
2. a city much like most suburbia, all the houses look the same and the city's wealth follows a class system, from the streets 6 th through 25th
25th being excessively rich, gaudy, and moronic
6th being dirt poor, and generally where the minorities live
3. the Beverly hills of the Inland empire, and Sanbernardino County, unbenounced that SB and the IE are both shit-heaps full of meth labs and ethnically driven violence
4. the whitest city in all of southern california, a city full of bitchy white women who drive SUV's and believe they understand anything about the world because they never leave their comfort zone of one block
5. a city so boring that the cops break up every single party because they have nothing to do whatsoever
6. calls itself "the city of gracious living" because it is stuck up and, literally, that pretentious
1. Those annoying bro hoes, Aren't they from Upland?
2. That fat-ass white woman, the one on the cell phone drinking starbucks profusely and being rude to everyone; theres an upland woman.
3. God, im so fucking bored, it feels like I'm in Upland, Ca.
by jorg katier January 6, 2008
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upland skatepark

the skatepark founded oct 12 2002 which has a fullpipe modeled after the old pipeline, and a mellow flow section and some ledges and stairsd
by lil deb October 11, 2006
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Upland, CA

1. small town in california with nothing to do. whatsoever.

2. small town to live in only if you like bowling and shopping centers.
Upland, CA is where all the faggots live.
by smalltowngirl February 6, 2006
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upland girls

the hottest girls ever. really down to earth girls and chill. all the guys want these girls there so damn hotttt
curry, lizzy ade, kerry, brooke, care, maybe jas?
by matt February 16, 2005
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upland highland regiment

a boring show created by the balls-out dorks of Upland CA the absolute dregs of the high school performers the most noxious and inane kind of entertainment
Man, halftime at the football game, I hope they don't have a that horrible upland highland regiment come out. I'd rather eat sand than watch that crap.
by jorg katier January 6, 2008
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upland females

Stuck up, Basic, 99.99 percent is catfish, Not loyal what's so ever, dumb asf, weird to the max, if you're not white your not right to them. Loves skaters n fuck niggas. All of them think they on but they not so cut it
by Upland females March 13, 2017
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Upland Highschool

Upland Highschool one of the best Highschools in california. Has the best Varsity Football team. The f building bathroom is the crack bathroom tho. All the proctors are annoying asf they like cops. Theres a new principal every year. There like 3 fights a day but other than that the teachers do their job great and prepare the students well!
I wanna go to a real highschool, i should go to upland highschool.
by Uplandperson November 1, 2021
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