U wot m8

The phrase in which you say when either you have absolutely no idea what someone is talking about.
Only able to be used written down or in a text message

Person 1: the algorithm to find the perimeter of a circle is Pi times radius squared
Person 2: u wot m8

by That lil’ focker June 10, 2018

U Wot Fam

When your talking to a mancunian (person from manchester) and have no idea what their saying.

It is also used when you pretend to hear something because what the person said is so ridiculous.

John: Youse gonna get a cheeky nandos tomoz?
Steve: Only if you bring it round to my gaff.
Jack: U wot fam?

by MancunianZzz December 3, 2016

u wot m8

A staple mlg catch phrase.

u wot m8

by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 24, 2022

U wot m8?

A word that chavs use

Instead of saying "what did you say?"
Chavs go "u wot m8?"
Sometimes they just say "u wot?"

Human: "hey i killes your dog"
Chav: "u wot m8?"

by Me m8 sucked ur mumz tit October 7, 2018

U WOT M8

short word for mlg (major league gaming) the meaning is "you what, mate" which is a colloquialism used by English speakers in the United Kingdom, Australia and New Zealand.

U WOT M8

easy right?

by cykablyat1 May 23, 2018

ZZ U Wot M8

Some autistic Guy who can't spell ZZ Rot.

I will buy a ZZ Wot. Then some sick guy parodies it and says: ZZ U Wot M8?

by SpongeBOZZ February 24, 2017

WOT U NEVER PLAYED TUBER SIMULATOR

YA KNOW ITS FUN RIGHT? IM NOT SUPPOSED TO GIVE MY OPINION BUT GIVE IT A TRY THEN TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK.

NOT CONVINSED YET? OK. I'LL CUT U A DEAL! THE GAME IS AVAILABLE FOR FREE! AND THATS A GREAT PRICE!

WOT U NEVER PLAYED TUBER SIMULATOR <-- Needed to put this here. plz dont kill me

by DCFads2 September 23, 2019