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Tyster

(ti-ster) an ancient and sacred name pertaining to an omnipotent being. Folk lore descriptions from multiple cultures has describe such a person as "a god among us". This person invoke instant worship and fear from locals.

Acclaimed professor Azhanzlmmn Mohieldan Giesh from M.I.T. has confirmed the existence of the Tyster in his 1974 U.N. speech in St. Etienne, France: "after extensive research my 82-man team can attest to the truth of such a being. Without question Tyster is worthy of adoration."
Scholar 1: I often wonder if legends of Hercules and Samson were based upon Tyster's legacy.

Everyone: That is a given!
by not_the_tyster2 December 2, 2009
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Tipster

Someone who provides information to a criminal organization that would aid in a crime for a future date.
10 percent of all cash found went to the Tipster
by King Chilie September 28, 2015
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typostereocal

means the same thing as stereotypical...a simplified and standardized conception or image invested with special meaning and held in common by members of a group.
The typostereocal male expects less self disclosure out of his partner than she does from him.
American Cowboy
Male Broadway Actors = Gay
Iowa = Farmers
Wisconsin = Cheese
Minnesota = Minnesota Accent
by Abigaile February 11, 2009
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social tipster

One who drinks occasionally, either socially or on holidays or special occasions, and drinks just enough to get tipsy or buzzed and stops there.
Dude, I'm not for heavy drinking. I'm just a social tipster.
by eurekathurston July 25, 2010
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Tipster

1. Made popular by the America's Most Wanted weasel host, John Walsh, a minimization of the word snitch.

2. Someone who snitches on another.
"We here at America's Most Wanted want to thank our "tipsters" for calling in and turning in their own neighbor based only on some accusations made by police. Great job folks!"
by AzGman October 20, 2008
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Tipster

A tipsy hipster, or a hipster that is slightly drunk.
Person 1: Hey man did you see that guy?
Person 2: Yeah he was totally a tipster.
by Awkward_Lena February 7, 2017
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Tipster

Is a term used when a lofi obsessed hipster wannabe from the poorer provinces poses as working class salt of the earth. These foul types pose as totally authentic and bullshit free in their own lives, but this is not the case. They have the same obsession with the superficial appearance of authenticity as their richer counterparts from Shoreditch who they are intensely jealous of. They have the same lack of original ideas and plunder the cultural production of previous generations and older musicians who they give no credit to. The only difference is that while the hipster goes digging in charity shops, the tipster goes digging at the tip and the house clearances of dead people. Despite pleading poverty, they seem to have cash to spare for music hardware and software.
A man from Shoreditch-on-Sea studying for a music degree, decided to make some hip hop reflecting the gritty reality of poverty and his urban ghetto life – using a £500 Technics deck, an MPC, Ensoniq and Akai samplers and a hi performance Mac running Ableton and Logic. But he was too mean to pay St Michaels Hospice for a copy Amen Brother and ripped of the internet. I knew he was a tipster.
by VHS-Rescue July 14, 2018
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