i ain't never seen two pretty best friends

As you read, there is no record of two pretty best friends. One of is always butt ugly while the other is hot.

Nah, Valentina and Sophia can't both be pretty cause i ain't never seen two pretty best friends, it's always one of them gotta be ugly. As you can see, Sophia is sexier.

by MadPhatCoochie November 4, 2020

I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends

it’s always one of gotta be ugly

guy one: yo look at those two girls
guy two: yeah but i ain’t never seen two pretty best friends tho

by pussysmack November 2, 2020

I ain't never seen two pretty best friends

It means you haven't two pretty ladies or men together as friends and you get the feeling that one of them are ugly

"I ain't never seen two pretty best friends! "
Oh!

by Thedeadfishonaline123 November 30, 2020

I don't give two and a half shits

You really, REALLY don't care about what someone just told you.

Brody: Hey, I just found this really funny video I wanna show you, it's about this-

Ryan: I don't GIVE two and a half shits, alright?!

by MCGONN June 17, 2009

I don't give two and a half shits

Combining a reference to two and a half men and the fact that you care so little about what the other person's saying.

-Hey, guess what I was doing last night?
-You know what? I don't give two and a half shits!

by Deathgleaner May 24, 2010

Two Finger Tsunami Cum

A form of manual stimulation that involves inserting two fingers into the vagina. This is slightly different than the traditional finger bang. Instead of just blindly slamming fingers into the fuck hole, the two fingers MUST specifically stimulate the female G-spot. Said stimulation will induce a tsumani-like female ejaculation.

This technique can be used anywhere, but for best results, it should take place in the back of the N-Judah. Bonus if she is already a squirter.

I hear Denise is a serious squirter. Imma try the Two Finger Tsunami Cum on her next time we ride the N-Judah. The back seat will be flooded with vag juice by the time I'm done

by TotesKrae August 11, 2012

Twot Swatter

(noun) The female version of a cock blocker (meaning a man who prevents another man from scoring with a chick). Twot Swatting is when a woman prevents another woman from scoring with a guy. Coined by Dane Cook in his most recent performance, "Isolated Incident."
Also can be used in verb form "twot swatted, swatting, etc"

(Jenny is flirting with a guy) April walks up and says: Hey Jenny, how's your AIDS?
(The guy Jenny is flirting with gives her a weird look and walks away)
Random guy: Damn, she's a twot swatter!

by concavernous May 20, 2009