A man who can not handle sexual interaction for a long period of time. Resulting in premature ejaculation.
Son of a Bitch Cheryl, that guy last night was a two pump chump.
My girlfriend dumped me because I am a two pump chump.
Allan is such a loser. I blew him for like 30 seconds before he came. He's a two pump chump.
My girlfriend dumped me because I am a two pump chump.
Allan is such a loser. I blew him for like 30 seconds before he came. He's a two pump chump.
by ObviousDailyLingo May 8, 2016
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Ejaculating after 2 thrusts surprising yourself and/or your partner
by 2PS May 30, 2019
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Two Pump Champs, having mastered the art of sex, explore many other areas of life with their extra free time. This often includes World of Warcraft, and Magic the Gathering.
by Joel Devisiras January 16, 2015
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by Spanish Lighting September 28, 2009
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by The Twin December 28, 2009
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by donaldson November 29, 2003
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