mr twittie twister and his sisters

When sisters get a little bit too twitty with it.

brandon: oh hey baby sis u trynna get twitty wit it
lacie: no fuck off small dick dumb bitch
luke: ILL GET TWITTY WITH U BRANDON
brandon: come here then luke!
luke: Ahh! Ohh! Yumm? ur such a a good twitty tister brandon!
brandon: thnx i know!
lacie: you guys are fucking gay

brand and luke: WE KNOW!
mr twittie twister and his sisters

by mr twittie twister and his sis December 29, 2020

I-can't-believe-it's-not-twitter

Any one of the multitude of twitter-clones that pop up trying to make a quick buck as a networking site blatantly ripping-off twitter.

Person 1: Dude, sign up to twoggle! It will revolutionize the way you socialize! Haha, that rhymes hurrdurrdehurr...

Person 2: Man, how many times do have to tell you!? I don't partake in that I-can't-believe-it's-not-twitter faggotry no more.

by achey breaky shart June 15, 2009

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Everything: Dead

by RickyBobTosun May 5, 2021

Bulgarian Shit Twister

When a woman squats over a man's meat stick while he is laying on his back, then unleashes a slightly loose dump similar to oatmeal. The woman then proceeds to insert the man's shlong into her anus and bounce on it while performing a plethora of consecutive 180 degree spins after each bounce; using her feces as lube.

Dude. Your mom gave me the best Bulgarian Shit Twister last night after your birthday party.

by WuddupDoe January 31, 2015

Slick Twister

A female contortionist back bends until her head is between her legs and performs oral on a dude.

e.g. Dude I so got a slick twister from Katie last night.

by nukehayes June 20, 2011

Sticky Twister

Usually done out if extreme joy: Doing a backup and ejaculation so that the cum lands all over your body.

After I won the lottery, I did a sticky twister.
My girlfriend tried to do a sticky twister, but she doesn't have a dick.
I was so happy, I made a sticky twister.

by ArchAngle April 30, 2014

Sheet twister

When two guys are butt fucking and twisting between the sheets

Those two guys are sheet twisters

by JAZZYJJR October 7, 2015