Twisted Sister 

Twist the middle finger of your right hand over the index or pointer finger of your right hand as if you were crossing your fingers for good luck. Lick the tip of your pointer finger. Place the end of your pointer finger against a woman's rectum. Push firmly and corkscrew or twist your fingers counterclockwise to lock them into her anus. To guarantee proper technique, you must push your fingers all the way in to the knuckle. Use the pinky from the same hand to reach up and tickle her clit.

She received a Twisted Sister for not swallowing like a good girl.

Twisted Sister by Jomama a.k.a. Joey Crack May 15, 2009

twisted sister 

The art of a man tucking his balls and weiner in between his legs acting as if he had a vagina. This is usually coupled by dancing in front of a mirror while saying "Put the lotion in the basket"

Dude grossed me out. He got me with a twisted sister

twisted sister by stretchnutzz April 21, 2010

twisted sister 

The act of a hermaphrodite tucking their penis backward and inserting it into their vagina.

Guy 1: What happened with that double bagger you took home last night?!

Guy 2: She turned out to be a hermaphrodelight so I just watched her give herself a twisted sister...until I finished the case!

twisted sister by Stu Nahan October 12, 2011

twisted sister 

A rock band from the 1980's.

They made a really good song, I'm not sure what it's called, but he goes "Well I'm not going to take it".

They also had the video with the guy screaming at his son. Man, what an asshole he was to his son.

Twisted sister can make some good shit

twisted sister by claustrophobic chicken December 17, 2004

twisted sister 

A twisted sister is a girl, typically in college and living in a dorm, who has "her boys" - a group of young college males who probably live on the same floor or in the same dorm as said TS.

She's the seemingly "cool", laid-back sister-type in this group of guys, but she's generally a boring bitch who's overprotective and maniupulative. She isn't romantically interested in any of these "boys," and they are not interested in her, but they hang out with her anyway and say she's "straight" because she makes them cupcakes and does their laundry or something.

Guys don't get it, and so they think this girl is "really cool" and "one of the guys" or "a good drinking buddy." But really, she's lame and uninteresting, and obnoxiously flaunts her unhealthy relationship with "the boys."

Defining characteristics of a twisted sister include - possessive, bland, annoying, posts numerous pictures on Facebook of her and "her boys" at clubs, has evil eyes, talks in stupid "gangsta" voice and takes numerous pics with a "gangsta" face/hand symbol.

Twisted Sister: "Oh muh gawd! This is a pic of me and muh BOYYYYSSSS! You bitches BEST be backin' up off muh BOYS. And I'm bein' RULL cute and makin' my pimp-ass gangsta face! WHUT!"
Normal College Girl: "Bitch, PLEASE. You're just a twisted sister."

Twisted Sister: "Bitch, you CANNOT date Tony! He's on of MUH BOYS!"
Normal College Girl: "Twisted Sister, shut up. He wants to make out with me, not you."

twisted sister by Leen May 9, 2006

Twisted Sister 

A variation on the “two in the pink, one in the stink” theme.
The Twisted Sister is: two in the stink, one in the pink.

“She told me to mix things up a bit, so I gave her a Twisted Sister instead”

Twisted Sister by kloverlyn February 22, 2023

The Twisted Sister 

When you take a woman into a restaurant bathroom for a blow job, and right before you cum, you twist her around and cum directly onto the back of her head and into her hair. You then rub the cum into her hair like styling gel, and make her look like Twisted sister.

After I turned the girl I met at the bar around and gave her the twisted sister, I immediately sat down on the toilet and started taking a shit while she was still in the bathroom!!

The Twisted Sister by Nrogers February 25, 2024