Twabs

Three Week Away Balls: Medical condition particular to Offshore workers after spending 3weeks away

"Mary you better get over here quickly I've got the Twabs, and I'm away to stand on the toothpaste tube"

by Calum Buchan January 16, 2009

Twabbing a Quab

When a seal is banging you and you poop out a baby. then the seal hits it in the head with a shovel, then hits you in the head with a shovel for being a stupid human. Then continues to bang you and when it is done poops in/on you.

The opposite of quabbing a twab.

When the seal came to the zoo he was twabbing a quab.

by 8mileistheshit October 11, 2010

QUABBING A TWAB

When your having sex with a seal and the seal poops out a baby seal, so you hit it with a shovel. Then, you hit the mother in the head with a shovel for being such a dumb seal and continue to bone her. After your done, you poop on her.

when i went to the zoo, i quabbed a twab.

by THESHOKKKK February 17, 2005

TWAB

a group of AWESOME people

im gonna go on a hike with that twab cuz theyre so cool

by Larry November 9, 2003

Quabbing a twab

The act of flicking ones bean ( female)

I was quabbing a twab when all of a sudden my boolz began to stick to my thighs

by timmyg23 May 24, 2011

quab has been twabbed

When you conquer the secret of a long lost ancient religion. Generally you gain some kind of otherworldly prize, and you earn the respect of all those who also know the secret.

jake: "the quab has been twabbed my boys"
boys: "good work jake, now you can collect your otherworldly prize."

by indianarexerine May 15, 2009

twab

a twab is a girl that you think is really cute. Twab stands for “thottie with a body” and if a guy calls a girl a twab, he thinks that she’s really cute

“Dude did you see that new girl in our history class”
“Yeah dude she’s such a twab”

by Wolfpeen69 October 5, 2019