Turtlehead

When you have to shit so bad it begins to stick out of your asshole

Oh my god I have to shit it's sticking out of my ass oh fuck I'm almost home someone's in the shower what the fuck I have to take a shit are you fucking kidding me I have to shit you barged in front of me I have to shit I have a turtlehead oh thank God your done I have a turtlehead

by Boogereater69 April 17, 2021

turtlehead

When you cna't hold a cramp anymore and the very tip of it comes out like a turtlehead"

"I need a bathroom, like now, it's turtleheading."

by ammre September 01, 2003

Turtlehead

The unfortunate occurrence of needing to shit so bad that you feel your shit is poking out, not unlike the head of a turtle protruding from its shell.

Oh no, I haven't pooped in two days and I've got a serious turtlehead

by youbeenhazed November 18, 2015

turtlehead

a giant turd your butthole can no longer contain

Suck this turtlehead out my buuuutthole!!

by Anonymous August 07, 2003

Turtlehead

When you have to crap really bad but are constipated and can only get the end of the poo to pop out and back in repeatedly.

Dude, get out of the bathroom already!

Sorry, got a turtlehead I'm trying to get out!

by anonymous967842 June 09, 2009

Turtlehead

Turtlehead: a turd that is poking out of the rectum, similar to a tortoise poking its head out of its shell.

I have to crap so bad I have a turtlehead poking out.

by Rozzysed August 09, 2016

Turtlehead

A person who's head looks like a turtlehead

Ben Bellamy has a turtlehead

by Milf12344 May 15, 2017