turtlin

on the verge of shitting oneself. Short for having a turtlehead poking out.

Dude, where's the bathroom, I'm turtlin bad!

by Odinsworn December 20, 2006

turtling

In video games it means two things.

For turned based strategy games, it means to keep your units together usually in or near their default positions on the map and use defensive tactics such as attacking only when the enemy is near you, using defend commands or other units to defend each other, etc.

In fighting games, it means to keep defending and block all of your enemies attacks untill there is an opportunity to strike.

Basically, in both cases it's using defense/blocking untill you have a good opportunity to make an action or attack your enemy.

"I just beat Nightmare Geese in Real Bout Fatal Fury! He was tough, but I blocked his attacks with my turtling skills and then attacked when I had the opportunity."

"In Front Mission in the 2nd or so battle against Driscoll's forces, I turtled and didn't move my units then attacked as soon as the enemy came near by"

by mikepantz012 December 18, 2005

turtling

The act of the male penis shrinking in horror and retreating into the abdomen whenever danger is present or a very unpleasant, anti-arousing thought is experienced. Much the same way a turtle retracts it's head into it's shell when faced with danger.

The thought of Brandy nekkid makes me turtle up big time.

by 03Mach1 September 28, 2005

Turtling

When the poop starts coming out of your butt hole

“Dude hurry up in the bathroom I’m turtling”

by Rapper$delight September 21, 2019

sea turtling

When one lays face down in the sand spread eagle, digs a hole, throws up in it, buries it and then proceeds to keep drinking.

Kelsey is sea turtling, time for the second part of the party.

by FriendOfSeaTurtling August 14, 2013

Turtling

(v.) The act of taking one's backpack, emptying the contents, flipping the backpack inside-out, putting the contents back in, and zipping the backpack up.

The act of turning one's backpack inside out. Typically done to a classmate when he/she is zoned out, or just very involved in the lesson that day.

A very funny practical joke, that will be appearing in the 2014 Olympics as Speed Turtling.

Usually done by ninja-like people, who are adept in the art of stealth. If the turtlee happens to catch the turtler in the act, the turtler has to return the contents of the backpack to their original state.

*reaches for a pencil* "Dude, what happened to my backpack?"

"I don't know man, looks like you got turtled! Haha!"

"What the heck is that??"

"Can't you see your backpack? Looks like that ninja kid in the back of class has done some turtling..."

*struggles to get pencil*

by ghetto blonde band geek April 1, 2010

Turtlin'

1.to hide like a coward in your house (in your "shell" like a turtle) 2.to continually block an attack and never return an attack back (in video games). 3. When in danger you hide yourself like a turtle does

1."He's never going to come out and fight wit his turtlin' ass." 2.I never play him in fighting games cause he turtles."

by tylii fliy February 21, 2009