turkey sandwich

put Mayonnaise on your penis and place a slice of turkey on the girl's pussy then proceed to have sex.

yo i turkey sandwiched my girlfriend last night

by eaknasty February 21, 2009

Turkey Sandwich

Taking a crap, pooping
-noun

ex 1:
I just had the worlds greatest turkey sandwich! Ever!

ex 2:
guy 1: I be right back, gonna make a turkey sandwich

guy 2: make sure you turn the fan on, don't destroy the bathroom like last time!

by den 3 February 16, 2009

Turkey Sandwich

Date Rape

Bones: What did you do last night?

Mark: I took Brooke out for a turkey sandwich

by Bizzlejuice November 3, 2008

Turkey Sandwich

When you work at a hospital or retierment home and a patient asks for a sandwich, so you wack off on the sandwich and fire your money shot on it and tell them its mayo.

Some old dude died because some asshole gave him a turkey sandwich.

by DF2022 October 11, 2007

Texas turkey sandwich

You stick the cactus up your ass while you fuck the armadillo in the pooper while you eat you ol lady’s turkey sandwich ( pussy ) as she spurs you in the back with a Texas cowboy hat on!

Me an bubba traded ol lady’s in the trailer park last night and Becky gave me a Texas turkey sandwich an boy am I sore today

by Redneck.lh20 February 11, 2019

turkey sandwich syndrome

The unexplainable, untimely, insatiable craving for a hearty item of food experienced by a male immediately after sexual climax.

"Ya know Warren, Maria is such a cutie, but I hate the turkey sandwich syndrome I always get with her."

by C-wak March 29, 2006

turkey sandwich

Running up to someone and acting like you are going to punch them in the balls while having a friend take a picture of their reaction to your "punch". (do not actually punch them).

Guy #1 "oh look at this picture"
Guy #2 "what is it"
Guy #1 "it ls a guy getting a turkey sandwich"
Guy #2 "hahaha look at his face"

by Rhynocio October 21, 2012