put Mayonnaise on your penis and place a slice of turkey on the girl's pussy then proceed to have sex.
by eaknasty October 18, 2008
ex 1:
I just had the worlds greatest turkey sandwich! Ever!
ex 2:
guy 1: I be right back, gonna make a turkey sandwich
guy 2: make sure you turn the fan on, don't destroy the bathroom like last time!
I just had the worlds greatest turkey sandwich! Ever!
ex 2:
guy 1: I be right back, gonna make a turkey sandwich
guy 2: make sure you turn the fan on, don't destroy the bathroom like last time!
by den 3 February 17, 2009
by Bizzlejuice September 22, 2008
When you work at a hospital or retierment home and a patient asks for a sandwich, so you wack off on the sandwich and fire your money shot on it and tell them its mayo.
by DF2022 September 27, 2007
You stick the cactus up your ass while you fuck the armadillo in the pooper while you eat you ol lady’s turkey sandwich ( pussy ) as she spurs you in the back with a Texas cowboy hat on!
Me an bubba traded ol lady’s in the trailer park last night and Becky gave me a Texas turkey sandwich an boy am I sore today
by Redneck.lh20 February 11, 2019
Running up to someone and acting like you are going to punch them in the balls while having a friend take a picture of their reaction to your "punch". (do not actually punch them).
Guy #1 "oh look at this picture"
Guy #2 "what is it"
Guy #1 "it ls a guy getting a turkey sandwich"
Guy #2 "hahaha look at his face"
Guy #2 "what is it"
Guy #1 "it ls a guy getting a turkey sandwich"
Guy #2 "hahaha look at his face"
by Rhynocio May 13, 2012
The unexplainable, untimely, insatiable craving for a hearty item of food experienced by a male immediately after sexual climax.
"Ya know Warren, Maria is such a cutie, but I hate the turkey sandwich syndrome I always get with her."
by C-wak March 14, 2006