Turd Ferguson

Whacking off using the TURD juice as lubricant

Chris was jerking off, but needed some extra lube, and his friends bung hole was exceptionally juicy, so he used it and climaxed into a wonderful TURD FERGUSON delight

by turd the furg April 6, 2010

Turd Ferguson

A Turd Ferguson is anyone that repeatedly fails at things.

The ball bounced off the wall and hit him in the face! He is such a Turd Ferguson

by Redcargoggles August 24, 2017

turd ferguson

an ugly ass person that smells really bad (like a turd)

What up Turd Ferguson? How are you today?

by M.A.Williamson December 4, 2007

Turd Ferguson

A person who is a monster of extreme control, and also tries to prove that everybody is wrong.

Worse than a stinker, a fartknocker, or even worse than an asshole!

If you try to control EVERYTHING, you are considered a TURD FERGUSON!

by Tad(Terry) Winklemann January 2, 2021