Tonsillitis

1. A Medical condition, where the Tonsil (Which are at the back of your mouth) are imflamed and they hurt like hell.

2. A stupid fucking excuse that girls use when you ask to kiss them.

1. Fucking hell my tonsils hurt! Sarah Give me a blowjob!

2.
Joe: Hey Sarah, wanna go make out?
Sarah: Sorry I have Tonsillitis.

Joe: Hey Jade, wanna go make out?
Jade: Sorry I have tonsillitis.

*2 hours later*

*Joe Sees those girls kissing other guys*

Joe: Fuck I'm crap.

by Madd Dogggg January 6, 2005

Tinsellitis

A minor affliction of the skin caused by decorating Christmas trees.(noun)

The tree looked wonderful but Carol had a bad case of Tinsellitis.

by Gwazel July 1, 2014

slurry on tonsillitis

Rotten.

Slurry on tonsillitis is rotten.

by Debskelly1985 November 16, 2023