mumble trousers

Noun. Syn.camel toe, Trousers that are snug fitting in the groin area. So snug in fact that you can practically see the labia (i.e. camel toe). "You can see her lips moving but you can't hear what she's saying". Can be lycra or spandex, but are most often ill fitting pants possibly with pleating on the front, or just REALLY tight jeans.

I was down at the Ghetto Mart today buying cracky snacks and this hoochie came in with her mumble trousers on. One of the guys looked at me knowingly and winked before saying to the hoochie, "What I can't hear you?". She unwittingly blinked and continued to gab away on her cell phone, as she purchased a pack of KOOL cigaretts and a Diet Coke.

by DJ Willow From Paris December 23, 2007

trouser cat

Female genitalia

I would really like to see her trouser cat.

by Swollencorn June 9, 2016

milking the trouser snake

Masturbating, jerk off, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, beat the meat, whacking the pug, etc. etc.
Manually stimulating your penis with your hand to achieve orgasm.

"Mom walked in while I was milking the trouser snake."

by keifermail July 12, 2009

trouser-rouser

a big hardon in your pants

every time she takes her top off it's a real trouser-rouser

by woodpile January 20, 2010

Trouser meat

Trouser meat is a giant piece of prized dicky.

Look at Leonard's trouser meat.

by TheWaitresss December 23, 2016

trouser oysters

Slang for one’s testicles.

His pants were so tight that you could perfectly map the topography of his trouser oysters.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2019

trouser bowser

When you shit yourself with such force it goes through your underwear. The term is from when Bowser ass stomps like in Mario 3 when you defeat him by making him ass stomp through the blocks.

I sneezed so hard I let loose a trouser bowser. I tried to to lift way too much and a trouser bowser was released.

by Bokro June 18, 2014