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premature treejaculation

Someone who puts a Christmas tree up in November.
Who do I need to see for help? Iv put my Christmas tree up in November. I must be suffering with premature treejaculation.
by Jellyfish 007 November 22, 2017
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teekay

have you met Teekay? omg she is so cool!
by teekay June 14, 2016
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treekkake

The experience of being hit in the face with falling tree pollen at the beginning of spring.
I'll stay inside until Spring's over; I'm not into treekkake.
by Xerxes Qados April 29, 2009
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trekka

1) Someone who traverses through perilous feats and dangers

2) One who has done something of great achievement or at least something worthy of recognition.

3) Strong individual with a lot of heart
"Yo man that guys a trekka son"

"You know that guy who played football for Notre Dame, Rudy, yah dawg he's a trekka"
by BrownKidd July 27, 2009
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Treearterian

Pronounced 'tree-art-arian'.

A person that does not conform to the rules of vegan-ism or vegetarianism but looks about creating their own variation of what they believe is doing the right thing.
An example of this is somebody that chooses not to eat meat but would rather eat the meat if another person's meat food was intended for the bin. The meat would be regarded as a waste and therefore consumed for it nutritional values rather than binning it so that the animal was not murdered completely for nothing. This person would never buy meat for themselves or look about consuming it any other fashion but to save waste.
A treearterian may choose to eat fish as fish are not taken from their mothers to be used as food. Fish are solo species and in abundant supply so could be regarded as a food that could be consumed with good intention.

A treearterian will not take part in the practice of mass production of anything especially dairy. Organic dairy may be excepted if the source of the dairy was not harmful to the animals in any way.

A treearterian's diet therefore could be built upon fish, vegetables and well sourced dairy but this is subjective to the person with the point being that they do not wish to conform to another set of principles laid out by another such as vegan-ism and vegetarianism.
'I thought vegetarians don't eat meat?!'

'I'm only eating this meat as you are wasting it to the bin. I don't believe in the killing and torture of animals as food for humans and I will never look to consume meat. I am a treearterian and therefore stand by my own set of beliefs of I believe is ethical when it comes to consuming food from the planet'.
by Praffles February 28, 2017
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treegan

One who practices treeganism (a diet consisting only of the seeds, nuts and fruit of trees and plants)
I have decided to become a treegan, it is healthy, biblical and more life conscious than vegans which kill plants when they eat the roots and leaves of them.
by Jodiah C. June 1, 2019
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tweekanese

noun:
a) a repetitive and broken language spoken by a crack head/speed freak who is high, sleep deprived and famished.
"God DAMN... slow down! I don't speak Tweekanese."
by Allen Mathews July 1, 2005
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