Tropical priests are magical trolls that a very needy. They need to be caressed frequently and require a lot of attention. They tend to carry asbestos flagons with water dessert in it. They speak with high pitched voices and are commonly located in the Virgin islands. Tropical priests tend to scream “tuts mah barreh!” because their evolutionary master has trained them to do so. They tend to have very sexy goatees that smell of coconuts and fresh lemonade. And their voices are absolutely magnificent, somewhat like the birds song at the break of dawn in the fresh spring air. Their english isn’t proper, so bear with them.
"I want you to caress me like a tropical priest."
“He’s just like a tropical priest, he never lets me leave his side.”
“My girlfriend was screaming ‘tuts mah barreh!’ last night. Could it be that she is really a tropical priest in disguise? Her english is not very good.”
“He’s just like a tropical priest, he never lets me leave his side.”
“My girlfriend was screaming ‘tuts mah barreh!’ last night. Could it be that she is really a tropical priest in disguise? Her english is not very good.”
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when a man consumes various tropical fruits (mango, kiwi, etc) in a creative attempt to uniquely flavor his semen prior to ejaculating in one's mouth.
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1 "Hey man I made Tropical Stalins do you want one?"
2 "Yeah those things taste great!"
1 "Wow these things remind me of our last trip to Montreal"
2 "Oh yeah thats when Jimmy lost his tooth. He looked like that guy from the Hangover."
1 2 "Goodtimes......"
2 "Yeah those things taste great!"
1 "Wow these things remind me of our last trip to Montreal"
2 "Oh yeah thats when Jimmy lost his tooth. He looked like that guy from the Hangover."
1 2 "Goodtimes......"
by The Real Zimmer June 2, 2011
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Did you see that Ted woke up next to a pineapple on How I Met Your Mother? It's the Tropical Illuminati.
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by Winfield Green June 4, 2017
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Wikipedia:
"Tropical Fantasy is an inexpensive soft-drink, originally from Brooklyn, New York. Its low price of 50¢ per 20-ounce bottle led to its success in the 1990s. Tropical Fantasy was initially popular in inner city areas, especially those with dense African-American and Hispanic populations.
In April 1991 rumors began circulating in black neighborhoods that the beverage was laced with a secret ingredient that would sterilize black men. The rumors claimed that the Ku Klux Klan was actually bottling the product and using the low price to attract poor blacks. Later that year the rumor spread rapidly and provoked violence in many city neighborhoods. Attacks occurred on delivery trucks and storekeepers who stocked Tropical Fantasy.
Due to these rumors and rising suspicions, sales of the beverage plummeted by 70%.
Brooklyn Bottling employees were sent into affected areas to distribute 'truth flyers' in attempt to dispel the rumor. Eventually, the New York City Health Department declared the soda safe. In a final attempt to save Tropical Fantasy's tainted reputation, NYC mayor David Dinkins, who was also African American, drank a bottle of Tropical Fantasy on television and attested to its safety. Eventually, sales of Tropical Fantasy began to pick up, and the story of sperm-killing comestibles began to latch on to other local products."
Wikipedia:
"Tropical Fantasy is an inexpensive soft-drink, originally from Brooklyn, New York. Its low price of 50¢ per 20-ounce bottle led to its success in the 1990s. Tropical Fantasy was initially popular in inner city areas, especially those with dense African-American and Hispanic populations.
In April 1991 rumors began circulating in black neighborhoods that the beverage was laced with a secret ingredient that would sterilize black men. The rumors claimed that the Ku Klux Klan was actually bottling the product and using the low price to attract poor blacks. Later that year the rumor spread rapidly and provoked violence in many city neighborhoods. Attacks occurred on delivery trucks and storekeepers who stocked Tropical Fantasy.
Due to these rumors and rising suspicions, sales of the beverage plummeted by 70%.
Brooklyn Bottling employees were sent into affected areas to distribute 'truth flyers' in attempt to dispel the rumor. Eventually, the New York City Health Department declared the soda safe. In a final attempt to save Tropical Fantasy's tainted reputation, NYC mayor David Dinkins, who was also African American, drank a bottle of Tropical Fantasy on television and attested to its safety. Eventually, sales of Tropical Fantasy began to pick up, and the story of sperm-killing comestibles began to latch on to other local products."
Yo, I'm bousta get me some tropical fantasy...
Damn, I'm outta change...Imma jack a tropical fantasy
Damn, I'm outta change...Imma jack a tropical fantasy
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