transylvania twist

It's now the mash
It's now the monster mash

Dracula: Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist
And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?"

Bobby "Boris" Pickett: its now the mash its now the moster mash

by Kenny Luge October 9, 2006

transylvania necktie

When at the bottom position of a tranny or hermaphrodite 69 and the he/she's junk lays atop your neck and chest area.

Damn...that shin just gave me a Transylvania Necktie!?!?

by Curly Lopez November 5, 2013

Transylvania Surprise

When fuckin a girl she bleeds for no damn reason.

Self-explanatory. If you don't get it you don't need to.

by Jake MacFarland September 10, 2005

transylvania tea

Tea made by using a bloody tampon dunked in hot watter

A vampire dicided he was tired of fresh blood so he asked for transylvania tea.

by richardhead69 March 6, 2009

Transylvania Flopper

The act of making love to a fresh cadaver and then proceeding to receive a blow job from another living person and then slapping them across the face with your cock.

"Dude what'd you do last night?"

"I went to the morgue with your mom and gave her the ol' Transylvania Flopper"

by cgaines December 18, 2007

Transylvania Trolley

Getting road head so good that it feels like she is sucking out your soul, you loose control and crash, resulting in your meat being a bloody mangled mess

Joe thought getting some road head on a Friday night was great, until he slammed into a parked car and Kate gave him a Transylvania Trolley instead.

by Dr.Jeffery August 24, 2018

Transylvania Traintracks

Transylvania Traintracks is another term for laced coffee, or coffee with another substance in it. Coffee that has trace amounts of LSD, Cocaine, or any other drug inside of it would be considered Transylvania Traintracks. The reason it is called Transylvania Traintracks is that the Romanian scientist (Romania is modern-day Transylvania) was killed with laced coffee. The "Traintracks" part is there to remind you that it hits you like a steel train.

I just ran a train on those Transylvania Traintracks and I feel like shit now.

by KKKoolkids November 21, 2017