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transpooned

When, while sleeping head-to-toe with another person, you wake up to find that person clutching your legs as if they were an attractive female.
Bryan transpooned me last night. I tried to kick him in the face but he headbutted me first.
by Jiegel October 26, 2006
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Transmedia

a convergence of multiple forms of media to tell a story, either simultaneously or asynchronously.

Currently seen as a marketing tool.
The Matrix is seen as an example of Transmedia because it allowed audiences to explore the story of the Matrix in several media such as comics, video games, and film. District 9 and True Blood are other stories that have used several platforms to engage audiences before the 'main' story is released to a wider audience.
by dr. zed October 13, 2009
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Transperbole

The absurd over-the-top apocalyptic hyperbole deployed by trans and their allies whenever their insanity is pointed out.
"Transwomen are men and I don't believe they should be allowed to take pictures in the little girls' loo."

"I'm sorry that you think transwomen don't exist--we are here and we will photograph whomever we want. Stop genociding us."

"Oh god--please stop with the transperbole already. Obviously you exist and how could anyone forget it you when you can't even shut up about it for five seconds at a time."
by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022
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Transphobia

The fear of getting into a car and it actually being a transformer, usually a decepticon
Yeah I do support transphobia you just never know when a that mustang is actually a decepticon
by Tomato_Spoop August 21, 2020
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transphobe

1. Non insane person, capable of distinguishing a boy from a girl, who opposes the "human right" of men cosplaying as women to prance into womens' loos and locker rooms and waiver their erections around in 9-year old girls' faces.

2. Not a sociopath--a decent human-being who believe it is morally wrong to sterilize pre-pubescent children and/or slice the breasts/penises off of young teenagers.
1. "Sorry Dave--I don't believe you have a 'human right" to follow my pre-teen daughter into the ladies' locker room and show her your hard penis."

'You goddamn transphobe!"

2. "Hey Fred--do you want to help me trans your son I can get you a price break if you want to have his penis chopped off."

"Dan--he's 11 years old--maybe later."

"You goddamn transphobe!"
by Louis XXV October 13, 2021
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Transperth

The slow and inefficient public transport system in Perth, Western Australia
Why are you late?
Sorry, the Transperth bus broke down.
No worries, the cocks do it all the time.
by M@//O December 2, 2010
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OC Transpo

The world's most useless public transit network.
Based in Canada's capital, Ottawa, it features some 250 bus lines, each running less reliably than the last. One of the most talked-about events in the company's history was the strike of '08. Started in December, just in time for the designated intra-religious holiday season, it continued through February 2009, at which point, an enraged businessman, who had relied on the bus service to get to work, went on a rampage, slaughtering 40 executives, 12 drivers and 5 mechanics, and threatening to blow up a gas tank at the headquarters if the striking employees didn't get back to work.

A prominent controversy at OC Transpo is the city's light rail system. You see, the city used to have a sort of trolley in the early 20th century, which was for some reason all but removed. City council's been bitching about bringing it back for the last two decades, but they're too corrupt to do more than fund a useless above-ground line going from nowhere to no place special.
-So, I hear another OC Transpo strike is in the works.
-Wow, 3 years, that must be a new record! I've never seen them go that long without some sort of shit happening
by no pseudonyms here, just me October 27, 2011
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