Tritard

One who has achieved a level of stupidity three times higher then tardism

Jonny has ascended to the level of Tritard for being THAT stupid...

by The_Nemesis August 14, 2007

Trainstander

A specific type of person that is so horrible that they must result to standing in front of trains to correct their lameness.

"what a trainstander, I bet that motherfucker just wants to go stand in front of a train and be gay".

by Boxe August 17, 2010

Tantard

A middle aged woman who acts as if she is a princess and still functions at a pre adolescent level.

Often characterized by excessive makeup, permed hair, and lots of bling (especially wearing diamond studded clothing)

"She's such a Tantard buying second hand electrolysis hair removal equipment on eBay and testing it on clients based on Google instructions."

by You ain't is effed-up as us November 8, 2018

taintarific

(adj) (adv) Something that is as pleasurable or positive as the taint. Of particular significance to male humans because they enjoy stimulation of their taints, due to the location of their prostate. Also, male humans enjoy the female taint because if they progress to a place where they can touch the taint, anal ain't too far behind.

Anal is taintarific.
My bitch is taintarific.

by muniboy March 10, 2008

trashtard

Trash, no skills, pathetic, bad, idiot, retard, terrible, not good, no friends, never loved, will never be anything, completely useless.

Person 1: You're ez kid!
Person 2: Stfu trashtard.
Person 2: Dang, that's harsh.

by LegendXSkills April 7, 2016

raintard

The act of driving like a retard when it starts to rain

The guy in front of me is driving like a total raintard

by Chilton Burr July 18, 2005

Tennessee Traintracks

When you get someone to smile really wide to expose their braces, then rub the head of your dick all over their braces from side to side while blowing on a wooden train whistle.

Guy 1: So what did you get up to last night?

Guy 2: Man, this bitch at the bar wanted me to give her the Tennessee Traintracks so I took her home and blew my wood whistle all over her nasty whore mouth.

by Da Phlex June 21, 2009