TP

A form of vandalism where the vandals put toilet paper all over the victim's house.

I TPed my bitch science teacher's house last night. I also put my dog's crap in her mailbox and egged the door and windows.

by Ftkdb Rdyro July 5, 2003

TP

Think Positive

Ty: “ She broke up with me bro”
Pi: “ Tp bro Tp”

by Cwaffe November 24, 2017

TP

1. toilet paper

2. to festoon the trees and shrubs of a residential yard with toilet paper

Did you little punks TP my yard?

by Light Joker April 8, 2006

TPS

A report made famous in Office Space. One must remember to put a cover sheet on all TPS reports as per the latest memo.

Ummm...yeah....i'm going to need you to go ahead and put cover sheets on all your TPS reports.

by Skeeve February 7, 2006

tps

third person shooter

this is the short name for an third person shooter

by thom loos July 14, 2005

TPS

As defined in South Park, an episode in which the kids decided to post a false missing ad for Kenny on the milk cartons and a couple with Tolsatic Polarity Syndrome (TPS) claim the son is theirs.
Symptons include:
Speech impetiment of making a frt sound during crying and pronouncing the letter S.
Throwing up after consumption of chili and laxatives.
Ocassional belching.
A habit of telling people you have TPS when it is very obvious every damn second.

This disease is so funny it almost made Cartman claim he can no longer laugh since he "saw something so funny he will never see anything again that is so funny".

I SHSHSHSeem (Seems) to have T.P.ESHSHHSHS! (TPS)
It iSHSHSHS (is) SHSHSHSo (so) SHSHSHSHSad (sad)

by Erik Ehlert January 14, 2008

tps

Abbreiviation of Three Point Stance

OMG Asstaroth ruined TPS v1.

by TPSer June 18, 2006