A comedy illness where the "sufferer" appears to be unable to control ticks (spasms) and utters a variety of noises, coughs and/or swear words. These are brave dudes.
Fuck! Shit! Cuntybollocks! Nobs! Sacks! Fuckin Ell! I suffer from Tourettes so I can call you what i like.
by K.Browne December 16, 2006
Get the tourettesmug. by Lexie December 13, 2003
Get the tourettesmug. Amazing metal band from Australia, fronted by the gorgeous Michele Madden. Their latest album is "Detestimony" (2004).
by stiletto July 18, 2008
Get the tourettesmug. by Bouf October 13, 2004
Get the tourettesmug. When someone is texting another and put unnecessary caps, symbols and misspelled words in their message. Mostly done by mistake or by the antics of a faulty phone
Mandy : aRE you going3 with MaRK to the Met's GAMe ?
Lou : Another example of Mandy's "Tourette's Texting (Texting Tourette's)"
Lou : Another example of Mandy's "Tourette's Texting (Texting Tourette's)"
by quest224 March 11, 2011
Get the Tourette's Texting (Texting Tourette's)mug. When attending a meeting so bad, dire or tiresome that an inner urge to issue profanities spills over into your exchange with colleagues or meeting obsessed morons.
Chair : and now shall we proceed on to any other business?
You : what the **** have we been ******* for the last two hours, I am wasting my ******* life here
Chair : you have Meeting Tourettes, please **** off
You : what the **** have we been ******* for the last two hours, I am wasting my ******* life here
Chair : you have Meeting Tourettes, please **** off
by Teraknor January 27, 2014
Get the Meeting Tourettesmug. My mom grounded me after I shouted "fuck" while I sneezed; she just doesn't know what it's like to have sneezing tourettes.
by ASUcrew January 29, 2012
Get the Sneezing Tourettesmug.