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Stop touching kids

When you tell someone weird to stop touching kids
You: Hey Jeff

Jeff: Want to see the kids in my basement

You: stop touching kids
by Findlay Rimmr August 30, 2020
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McKevitt Trucking

Some truck company based out of Thunder Bay Ontario in Canuckstand.

They often drive comb over (cabover) trucks and old equipment, that's usually as old or way older than your mom. Also, they are castrated at only 55 miles per hour, making anyone driving an electric old fart scooter look like a Dale Earnhardt Jr on the streets. In addition, you see one of their vehicles dragging a rear door while evading Department of Transportation's PoPo's. Their rear door dragging policy is known by many as being a time saving move in order to make up for lost time.

Legend has that these trucks actually float on water and hence their color scheme of blue. The biggest reason for this potential of McKevitt's fleet is that they're governed at 56 miles per hour and the drivers are so damn underpaid that they have to go accross the Great Lakes to deliver their shit (on time).

Another legend has that their color blue matches the testicular masses of their male drivers that are sexually deprived because they are underpaid and underpowered. And in order to survive, they must forfeit their sexual activities on the road and at home.
Holy crap! That McKevitt Trucking vehicle is so slow! Just like Mikey's Mom!

Steve? Did you see that odd looking McKevitt Trucking driver? He's like... taking a jack-off break to take a load off his cargo.
by Damn Damn Danno September 30, 2005
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turd tucking

The act of tucking ones turd under a subject's car door handle in such a way as to guarantee that the subject's fingertips are submerged in anal excrement.
Turd tucking can be used as a practical joke, revenge or just for fun. You should securely place your turd log under someone's car door handle and watch from a safe distance as hilarity ensues.
by Ostrodamus Maximus March 2, 2010
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balls are touching

The necessary and sufficient criterion for homosexuality (i.e., it's gay if and only if balls are touching).
A pool table is the gayest thing in existence, since balls are touching.
by miji January 9, 2008
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touching road

Touching road-meaning I’m leaving or going somewhere
At a party
You- guys I’m touching road
Other guy-ok, see you later
by Dequavis January 4, 2018
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touching cloth

when the turtle head of ones faeces pretudes to the extent that it touches the cloth which comprises ones underwear. A crude expression with a mighty impact.
-"I am ever so glad i wore baggy boxer shorts today".
-"really egbert why is that".
-well humbert to be quite frank i am touching cloth.
-oh you are desperate to empty your bowels and are finding it hard to keep the turtles head under reigns.
-quite, and now i am afraid the turtles head has broken through my anal gates and is causing one great discomfort.
-i see, well it is lucky you are wearing spacious boxer shorts for if you were wearing y fronts the turtle may have been crushed resulting in a mess in ones pants.
-never mind i am starting to quite enjoy the sensation it is similar to when you insert your penis through my cheeks to the brown.
-oh well i dont know why you are complaining in that case it would be more like a terrapin head as my penis is terribly small due to the inbred nature of my family.
-dont beat yourself up you make up for it with your 11 fingers.
by gallipoli December 12, 2004
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Touching myself

1.Used as a subtle way of describing masturbation

2.describes the way in which a person motives one's self
by OG the Cil December 15, 2018
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