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touch of the 'downs

When one briefly suffers from slight retardation and lack of intelligence similar to downs syndrome. May also include a blank expression and an attraction to retarded shit like shiny metal.
-Braden was acting wierd today. He tried to masturbate with his left knee then stared at a urinal for 3 hours.
-Yeah I heard. He must have a touch of the 'downs.
by Sir Ty December 16, 2006
mugGet the touch of the 'downsmug.

Touch down

a cocktail made of wodka, apricot brandy, orange, citron and passion fruit juice and grenadine. please skip the grenadine or you'll ruin one of the few cocktails that aren't sweet as a cat's ass.
dude, give me another touch down
by unsuspicious February 22, 2009
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touch down

Simply getting your genitalia touched by a neewbie at school, or a goody too shoes.
1) "Dude I got great touch down yesterday!"
"Damn! Who from?"
"That new chick from Michigan, she's hard in the sack!!"
"Lucky bitch!"

2) "Ha-ha did you hear about the new girl?"
"Yeah I heard Peter got touch down wink wink nudge nudge."
by smartytumtum February 9, 2010
mugGet the touch downmug.

touch downs

a fat lazy redard that has downsyndrome and writes with there shit in the KFC washroom.
jahanna has touch downs and is a fat retarded
by crx October 27, 2003
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touch down

1.A derogatory term for some one with down syndrome
2.To insult someone by saying they have a touch of down syndrome
Guy1: Wow Josh is such a touch down!

Guy2: I know! So are Zack and Mark.
by Jizzy June 19, 2006
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dick cookie touch down

Hot and Gooey. Fresh out of the oven. When the home team scores ,Cum on a girl's face while you're eating a cookie and watching football.
My girlfriend was pissed when i gave her a dick cookie touch down.
by The Black Muffin Man November 13, 2013
mugGet the dick cookie touch downmug.

Touched It Down

He touched it down!
by Utmostly January 19, 2020
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