Touché

A word you say when in an argument the other person makes a good point that you can't top.

Buttercup : I don't wear a wig!

Woman : It's on the internet so you know it's true.

Buttercup :Touché.

by Qazxcvbnmlpoiuytrewsdfghjk February 18, 2017

Touché

A fancy word used by people who think they know something. It means "a good comeback" or a.k.a. burn!

A: ....
B: touché!
A: fuck off

by IWasBilbo May 26, 2014

touché

An all-purpose word which is used among swimmers as a substitute for anything they don't feel like saying.

-I'm in the 400 touché next!
-Touché!

-What heat and touché are you in?
-Touché four, lane six.

-I have to drop seven seconds to get the touché!
-Make sure to touché, and you'll kick some touché.

by This one random King person March 4, 2008

touché salesman

1. A phrase used to concede a point, typically one of no-contest, such as pointing out an obvious correction.
This term is not to be confused with either the words touché or salesman.

2. a common reference to Family Guy

"Hold on there, son. 2+2=4, not 5."
"...Touché salesman"

by ogcopkilla April 27, 2007

touché douche

used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense by another person who is an arrogant, obnoxious, or despicable person

Blaine: Dan, you should focus on stocks and bonds, silk stockings and bonded whiskey.
Dan: Touché douche

by Tonyiguana August 17, 2016

Touché Bitch

When you fuck your girlfriends best friend but then she turns around and fucks your best friend

Touché bitch-I fucked my girlfriends best friend but she got me back by fucking my best friend but there’s nothing you can do, so you stay together!

by Teddy Bears October 23, 2018

touché salesman

Touché is used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point, usually after contradicting the user's previous point.
Adding 'salesman' to the end provides emphasis and a bit of humor, first used by Peter Griffin in Family Guy. Although Peter was actually speaking to a salesman, one doesn't necessarily need to be speaking to a salesman for this phrase to be used.

1) Peter: I'm pretty sure we've never had a volcano either.
Salesman: Well don't you think we're overdue for one?
Peter: Touché salesman.

by Freddy18 November 11, 2011