Tottenham is a cricket club that stops their matches half way through to have afternoon tea, it’s run by a Jew called Nicco who won’t spend money on new players and hoards penny’s, if you are reading this support Arsneal the best team in the world

Tottenham are Jewish

Tottenham by Nicco the fake souvlaki boi November 10, 2018

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Tottenham is a terrible football/soccer team who plays in the premier league, the top division in england.

Tottenham is a trash team, right?

Tottenham by Kengkvvlelfnkrnfkv March 16, 2020

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the best team in north london and can and will always beat arsenal. they will always beat arsenal because they are the shitest and smallest club in FOOTBALL

when i wake up tottenham would have beat arsenal 10-0

tottenham by iloveharrykane December 5, 2020

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a district in northern london

home to yet another banter football club, whom they also hate.

THEY HAVENT WON A TROPHY, SINCE 2008!

yikes, tottenham lost again.

tottenham by sdhkdashvfnhsabfc October 31, 2022

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