tood 

A term of respect and admiration, usually reserved for dignitaries and those of royal or otherwise admirable character.

Question: Yo man, did you hear about our new president?

Answer: Yeah brotha, that Obama is one heck of a tood!

tood by Bruce48 March 6, 2009

tood 

a person who is a noob, usually at software progamming but sometimes also just in general

hey tood, heard u cant code

tood by henry phils January 31, 2008

Tood 

A Tood is a typical person, a person who does not understand that they are wrong in a argument and skims over the Intelligence Quotient of 2, sometimes this person will be so brainless that you will just leave abruptly so that you do not feel that your brain is melting like an ice cream bar in the sun. They will also sometimes have the extra bonus of being a complete snake who will betray friends and have a brown pair of underwear but this is very rare

Holy shit, that cunt Joby is a complete Tood I saw his underwear was smeared with brown and when I asked him about it he started to scream like a bitch

Tood by kalechips321 August 8, 2018

tood 

the type of guy you expect to have a small penis, but he has a huge shlong.

he looks like a tood

tood by skool todd October 1, 2020

Tood 

Description of guitar playing in the zone.

This guy plays guitar with tood bro!

Tood by truthinshredding June 23, 2022

Tood 

A male or female that looks like there opposite gender like man woman or woman man but there not trans gender or think they are the opposite.

Person 1:who is that collecting the garbage in the cafeteria a man or woman
Person 2:no that’s a tood

Tood by Dwippy goat October 11, 2022

Tood 

A male or female that looks like there opposite gender like man woman or woman man but there not trans gender or think they are the opposite.

Person 1:who is that collecting the garbage in the cafeteria a man or woman
Person 2:no that’s a tood

Tood by Dwippy goat October 11, 2022