Phrase often used on internet message boards to indicate that the poster felt that the previous post addressing him was too long, and therefore he did not read it.
These long posts generally contain a variety of carefully and maturely presented facts on the topic at hand, intended to provide an argument against the poster's views. These posts are generally too long and too content-filled for today's average Joe Internet who is always on the go and never posts more than two lines at a time.
These long posts generally contain a variety of carefully and maturely presented facts on the topic at hand, intended to provide an argument against the poster's views. These posts are generally too long and too content-filled for today's average Joe Internet who is always on the go and never posts more than two lines at a time.
by Irving Washington March 30, 2003
Get the too long didn't bother reading mug.Don't shit too close to home by, for example, bringing strangers into your house and then fighting with them inside your house (since they know where you live).
by Timmy MMA November 16, 2007
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Too t'd • just tell peppy you couldn't do a barrel roll because you were too busy getting stoned • This was a long word that hopefully wasn't defined by someone in Urban Dictionary yet so don't define it too because I'm the first to define this long word • T.S.D. (Too smart Disease) • Too long didn't read • too long didn't bother reading • Doesn't sweat too much for a fat girl. • don't get too comfortable • Don't read too much into this • don't shit too close to home
by Fleurdelissa March 5, 2011
Get the Don't read too much into this mug.A response to someone who tries to shine light on a fubar situation.
The slightly better choice between two undesirable options.
The lesser of two evils.
The slightly better choice between two undesirable options.
The lesser of two evils.
Jim: It's hot today, but it's a dry heat.
Tim: That's like saying she doesn't sweat too much for a fat girl.
Jim: Too bad you're going to prison, but hopefully your cell mate wont have a massive dong.
Tim: That's like saying she doesn't sweat too much for a fat girl.
Tim: That's like saying she doesn't sweat too much for a fat girl.
Jim: Too bad you're going to prison, but hopefully your cell mate wont have a massive dong.
Tim: That's like saying she doesn't sweat too much for a fat girl.
by TarzanSD January 12, 2009
Get the Doesn't sweat too much for a fat girl. mug.You shoulnd't take your releationships for granted. Getting seriously engaged in a comittment will eventually lead to a heartbreak, where the guy is the heartbroken one (most of the times). So man up and don't get too comfortable. Otherwise shit gon' hurt.
Fred: "Have you heard of Jason, he is miserable after what happened with Ronja"
Lucas: "I've told him to never get too comfortable. Those bitches ain't good for us. Hope he feels better soon!"
Fred: "Yeah, man. Don't get too comfortable. Ever!"
Lucas: "I've told him to never get too comfortable. Those bitches ain't good for us. Hope he feels better soon!"
Fred: "Yeah, man. Don't get too comfortable. Ever!"
by Fl3ckY April 9, 2021
Get the don't get too comfortable mug.by dwass51 February 20, 2009
Get the doesn't sweat too much for a fat girl mug.Person 1: Tell me the truth already!
Person 2: Fine! Ahem... According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Person 2: Fine! Ahem... According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 14, 2021
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