When a man covers his balls in a girls period blood and then dips them in melted chocolate, the girl then sucks it all off.
by Danny The Dirty October 1, 2012
Get the Beefy Tomatoes mug.Catch-all term for any life threatening edible projectile be it a pineapple or a tomatoe (sic) - tip of the hat to Dan Quayle.
Used by candidates that are in reality hopeless snowflakes in an attempt to shield their lack of actual masculinity.
Used by candidates that are in reality hopeless snowflakes in an attempt to shield their lack of actual masculinity.
"We were worried about all sorts of fruitjectiles like pineapples and fatal tomatoes" said Donnie. "We were on Fruit-con level 5 after our intelligence reported several suspect bushels of produce near the exits. We had to -- and no -- it's dangerous -- but we had the security their and Keith does not tolerate that sort of stuff. He's great - so good - busting up tennis matches like no one has ever seen before"
by Kat'O9 April 30, 2022
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by nokami February 20, 2009
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I got beans greens potatoes tomatoes lamb rams hog dog chicken turkey YOU NAMMMMEEE ITTT
I got beans greens potatoes tomatoes lamb rams hog dog chicken turkey YOU NAMMMMEEE ITTT
by Beans greens potatoes tomatoes November 19, 2016
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When a nasty customer orders a Bloody Mary- the waiter or waitress chews on a rotten tomatoe until it is soggy, spits out the contents into a bowl filled with minced parmesan cheese, olives, and bell peppers, mixes the contents of the bowl, and redeposit the final mixture into what appears to be a normal Bloody Mary.
This drink is then served to the customer who often, but not always, gags and vomits instantly, thereby assuming the role of the dinner-table idiot.
When a nasty customer orders a Bloody Mary- the waiter or waitress chews on a rotten tomatoe until it is soggy, spits out the contents into a bowl filled with minced parmesan cheese, olives, and bell peppers, mixes the contents of the bowl, and redeposit the final mixture into what appears to be a normal Bloody Mary.
This drink is then served to the customer who often, but not always, gags and vomits instantly, thereby assuming the role of the dinner-table idiot.
"Oh man, that asshole at table 5 just ordered a fourth round of Bloody Mary's!"
"Ask Kevin if he has any rotten tomatoes out in the trash bin..."
"Oh, of course!....this fucker's getting a Tomatoe Terry for lunch! Thanks Carlito!"
"Ask Kevin if he has any rotten tomatoes out in the trash bin..."
"Oh, of course!....this fucker's getting a Tomatoe Terry for lunch! Thanks Carlito!"
by Dr. Josephus February 11, 2009
Get the Tomatoe Terry mug.1. When a woman's flow becomes crusted to her grundle area. Normally this occurs once a month.
2. Large, inflamed, external hemmorrhoids. Tending to dangle from the anal orifice to rest on the grundle. d
2. Large, inflamed, external hemmorrhoids. Tending to dangle from the anal orifice to rest on the grundle. d
1. "I can't use pads anymore because my grundle tomatoes really pull my grundle grass."
"Oh man! I accidentally got a mouth full of grundle tomatoes last night from my girlfriend."
2. My grundle tomatoes freaking burn, they must be acidic.
I need a vacation to Grundleville so my grundle tomatoes can heal.
"Oh man! I accidentally got a mouth full of grundle tomatoes last night from my girlfriend."
2. My grundle tomatoes freaking burn, they must be acidic.
I need a vacation to Grundleville so my grundle tomatoes can heal.
by LEE_11.16 September 20, 2006
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