toejam

aka "toe cheese"

by skank January 12, 2003

toejam

toast and jam

i love to eat toejam in the morning

by jam with a twist October 15, 2010

toejam

The art of inserting one's big toe into another's anus for pure pleasure.

"Did you toejam her last night?"
"Nah, bro. She didn't have any nail clippers at her house I could use first."

"I'm really into toejamming."
"Sweet, just let me take my sock off."

by Romeo's lover & the blonde one January 1, 2012

toejam & earl

Possibly the most awesome computer game ever. Originally for Sega Mega Drive/Genesis, but subject to a shit remake on the craptastic X-Box

Dude, wanna come over and play some toejam and earl?
Damn Fucking Right! That game rules!

by Rob & Queen April 3, 2005

Toejam and Earl

What outer space will look like if tourists start going there.

Toejam and Earl were sent to clean up some of these human tourists roaming around Funkotron causing chaos and mayhem. They weren't going to get used to the outsiders from the blue planet.

by The Original Agahnim September 16, 2021

anal toejam

The sexual act of securely fitting one's right foot up the anus of a lover. Term derived from both the substance transferred from the toe to the anus, and from the act of forcing the toe into the anus, itself.

I tend to avoid confrontation, so instead of breaking up with my girl, I just spun her around, gave her the old anal toejam and sent her packing. Needless to say, she got the message.

by sasquatch johnson February 11, 2006

Brazilian Toejam

The act of cutting off your or your girlfriend's toes and seeing how many of them you can fit in her vagina.

"Hey Carly, since you're about to die anyway, wanna do a Brazilian Toejam?" "Sure, i bet only 8 will fit."

by marth vader2 January 13, 2010