Toejam 

Proper noun: Toejam McFly- fetish model working primarily through myspace, specializing in WAM, and foot fetishes.

Toejam has huge monkey feet- she can even write with them.

Toejam by f00tlvr September 23, 2009

Toejam 

Its like fisting, but with your foot. If she sneezes, it could break his foot. If he sneezes, she could die...

Theres no traction there, she likes to toejam

Toejam by Avanda December 17, 2008

Toejam 

The former Identity of cojape, a Ghosts of Tabor streamer who can't get his CC role in the discord (noob) and gets bullied for it.

/setnick @cojape777: Toejam

Toejam by Scumpan December 16, 2024

toejam & earl 

Possibly the most awesome computer game ever. Originally for Sega Mega Drive/Genesis, but subject to a shit remake on the craptastic X-Box

Dude, wanna come over and play some toejam and earl?
Damn Fucking Right! That game rules!

toejam & earl by Rob & Queen April 3, 2005

Toejam and Earl 

What outer space will look like if tourists start going there.

Toejam and Earl were sent to clean up some of these human tourists roaming around Funkotron causing chaos and mayhem. They weren't going to get used to the outsiders from the blue planet.

Toejam and Earl by The Original Agahnim September 16, 2021

Toejam Cocktail 

This was a drink I created while trying to find a way to cure a really bad headache and give me a little boost of energy in the mix. Note when I created it I had limited options but it turned out that the combination of the two items I used just fix the taste so well. Toejam Cocktail consists of: 1 8.3oz can of Sobe Adrenaline Rush and 2 white packets of BC powder(2 comes in one regular pack) (Like I Said Limited Choices)Pour both packets in the can and let it sit for a few seconds then drink up. This combination works great for a quick headache relief with a little added pep to get through the rest of your day. But the reason I gave it this unique name is because both products have the distinct taste of someones foot. Due to the fact the name had to be used in full force which is why I'm posting it here so I can spread the word.

Enjoy your Toejam Cocktail Mr.Bond.

Toejam Cocktail by Anthony Kourmoulakis April 18, 2008

Toejam 500 

When a girl doesn't cut her toenails for 500 days and shoves her toes up your asshole as an act of vengeance.

T: My ass hurts

J: Why??

A: TOEJAM 500!!!

Toejam 500 by AdamStoneman308 December 3, 2011