Toblerone

To finger someone using three fingers in the shape of a triangle or toblerone.

Jake: "what did you do in the closet?"

Bob: "I toblerone'd her"

by Seadim December 19, 2009

Toblerone

A cum, diarrhea, and solid stool filled condom that is tied off at the end. Often used a Christmas present. Keeps well frozen. Can be used as a dildo.

Slang for taking a huge dump: Splitting a toblerone

I was slammin Mother Maggie with a frozen toblerone.

Mother Maggie split a toblerone so huge, Shabombu Rimjob Honeycomb Heaton couldn't take the whole thing up the gary, so instead she let a Jamaican Raspberry after she took a choft.

by Shabombu Heaton November 12, 2004

toblerone

the best chocolate ever. great triangular prism shape.

"Dude, I just munched on some great toblerone."
"You saw that new toblerone commercial?"

by tobleronemuncher69 June 22, 2022

toblerone

The sharp, stinging ache that occurs in the penis after either a long, furious wank, or a series of many short quick wanks.
Feels as though the penis is changing shape- hence the term 'Toblerone'

"Man, i beat off so much last night i got a Toblerone!"

by Oscar September 02, 2004

Tobleroning

The act of vigorously thrusting a Toblerone in ones anus until left with nothing but a gooey mess. Leaving you with the luxurious appearance of almond chips and dangle-berries

My roommate caught me Tobleroning Debbie last night. Now he won't stop calling her Dirty Debs!

by Wafflehoff August 06, 2016

Toblerone

As in the Pyramid choclate: On my own--Toblerone

Who was with you??
Ah, I was on my Toblerone

by Pimp Daddy December 08, 2003

Toblerone tunnel

The triangular gap between a woman's upper thighs, immediately beneath the vulva.

From the evocative shape of said void and the habit of some who like to slide the eponymous chocolate treat through it.

Woman: Do these jeans make me look fat?
Man: No, but they do accentuate your Toblerone tunnel.

by Tama Boyle February 03, 2007