A consequence of being triple analed, the arse hole of the recipient gapes in a triangular shape looking like someone has beaten a toblerone up there with a hammer.
by grandmother fucker August 19, 2013
Get the tobleronedmug. by misslaurenhelene April 5, 2010
Get the tobleronemug. by tobleronemuncher69 June 22, 2022
Get the tobleronemug. The sharp, stinging ache that occurs in the penis after either a long, furious wank, or a series of many short quick wanks.
Feels as though the penis is changing shape- hence the term 'Toblerone'
Feels as though the penis is changing shape- hence the term 'Toblerone'
by Oscar September 2, 2004
Get the tobleronemug. The act of vigorously thrusting a Toblerone in ones anus until left with nothing but a gooey mess. Leaving you with the luxurious appearance of almond chips and dangle-berries
by Wafflehoff August 6, 2016
Get the Tobleroningmug. The triangular gap between a woman's upper thighs, immediately beneath the vulva.
From the evocative shape of said void and the habit of some who like to slide the eponymous chocolate treat through it.
From the evocative shape of said void and the habit of some who like to slide the eponymous chocolate treat through it.
by Tama Boyle February 3, 2007
Get the Toblerone tunnelmug. A person with an inability to direct a football/soccer ball towards their intended target, thus miss kicking the ball in random directions every time it leaves their boots. Similar to 50 pence head.
Man 1 - (Puts arms up signalling for team-mate to pass the ball to him)
Man 2 - (Kicks ball with intent to pass to man 1, ball flies off in a completely different direction)
Man 1 - "Oh you've got your Toblerone Boots on today"
Man 2 - (Kicks ball with intent to pass to man 1, ball flies off in a completely different direction)
Man 1 - "Oh you've got your Toblerone Boots on today"
by TheMasey October 1, 2012
Get the Toblerone Bootsmug.