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Turking

I put the turkey in the oven and it started twerking...it's turking.
by merffy October 2, 2014
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Turking

1. Object must be a yarrak kafa (dick head).
2. Sends empty text messages or calls and hangs up just as you answer (or just when you are about to) but then never explains himself.
3. Is a turkish controlling mommy/daddy.
4. Is a control freak.
5. The process of when you tend to get into fights with girls of boys and then walking almost face against the wall and sitting facing the opposite direction in a room and telling the person you are mad at not to tell anyone that you are in a fight, but then you go and tell everyone yourself.
6. Is having "fuck/fuck it" as a favourite proverb.
7. Being a turk.
8. Showing LOVE the turkish way.
9. Gets very pissed off at being dissed in own language.
10. Turkers like little girls (subyenci).
11. You tell people to buy cms, when really you could do with a few yourself where you lack it (just under the waist in front) if the person even knows that there is something supposed to be there.
1. CHECK YAGIZ (definition)
2. Will he ever stop turking all my phones!?!
3. He keeps turking and not letting me say man, fuck, or generally swear.
4. You turker.
5. Stop turking around, get over it!
6. He talks in such a fucking turking way.
7. God, what a turker.
8. He is sooooooooo turking me!!!! ;)
9. He gets so turked off man when i say something in this language!!!!
10. SEE YAGIZ (definition)
11. He is so turking small.
by zizina July 14, 2007
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puttnam's last name!!!!
putnam turkington
laugh wid me homie!!!!
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Turking

Appalling and shocking driving on Turkish roads and highways without any regard for the highway code or the safety of others
That turking is going to kill someone upon seeing a driver cross 3 lanes on a highway while using their mobile phone and eating a sandwich
"Good lord, that is some horrendous turking over there" as a vehicle reverses up a highway having missed a turning
by Stuart the scholar September 12, 2022
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Turking

Exceptionally poor driving, often exhibited by a Turkish national or on Turkish roads, which endangers oneself, other road users, pedestrians and anyone else within the radius that a car could travel at high speed through the air. Often characterised by a distracted driver who will not stop talking, the parallel and constant use of a mobile phone while in command of a vehicle, or driving at 140 KMH only 1 metre behind the vehicle in front.
Applicable examples would be (i) multiple lane changes by a driver whilst simultaneously eating food, using a mobile phone and talking to passengers in the back of the vehicle (ii) a vehicle stopping at a busy road junction so the driver can make a phone call (iii) a vehicle reversing at high speed up a major road as the driver had missed their turn-off and was too lazy to wait until the next exit
1. Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus, did you see that extreme turking? The driver of that car just cut across all 3 lanes of the road while eating a sandwich, sending a text message and apparently trying to make a joke to the child in the back
2. The driver of that car should be arrested for turking. Why would anyone think it is a good idea to park on a busy t-junction and make, what I assume, is a phone call to their family member to talk about what's for dinner
3. Someone nearly turked me off the road yesterday
by Stuart the scholar October 5, 2022
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Turkington

A guy who likes to ask chicks if they thinks he’s good looking while thrashing them
After a few tins he turns into such a turkington
by Gelties December 9, 2024
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Turkington

A man/boy who gets on the piss and asks females if they think he’s good looking. Normally has a horrific porn addiction
Look at that guy, he’s full Turkington tonight
by Gelties December 9, 2024
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