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Titched

"Oh my goodness! You're titched!"
by Michelle Nordmann December 20, 2007
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Titchner

A piece of art that tries to be edgy or insightful but actually is just mundane and vanilla. It probably appears hip to low level arty wannabees and so could get shortlisted into the odd competition, but under the spot-light, the reaction is just "are you kidding?"

It's also the kind of thing that would appeal to trying-to-be-hip corporates, so might look good on the wall of the Apple boardroom. By the same token, mediocre town councils would pay to have the art dotted across their city in order to increase the local hipness factor, but in actual fact without supporting any work which is even remotely uplifting or challenging.
Me: "I'm knocking up a banksy lookalike from a stencil and a spray can - it will have one of those phrases that you see on those corporate motivational posters"
Mum: "Sounds like a complete titchner, you should be able to flog that to a corporate or city council"
by themerryhipster November 27, 2021
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Titched

Irritated, annoying, wishing you would just shut up -titchy
I was pretty titched last night.
by CQMF February 23, 2015
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ethan tischer

Girl one: OMG that boy is so sexy
Girl two: well his name is Ethan Tischer after all.
by Sexy beast912 December 25, 2016
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tithered

To be 'Tithered' is to be groped or molested by an individual while your under the influence of alcohol and vulnerable.
Boy: Hey I totally tithered some girl last night!
Other boy: She must have been so out of it!
by Uzzy1000 November 5, 2013
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titcheese

A thick, greasy substance usually emitting an unpleasant ordor, comprised primarily of sweat, shit and jizz and found in the crack between the breasts.
I took of Mary's shirt last night and she had mad Titcheese!
by WebNads August 7, 2007
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hipster twitcher

One who uses the mainly cancerous site Twitch, and purposefully watches less popular streamers to appear cool. In reality, however, they're just lonely nerds and deep down they know that
Hipster twitcher: Holy cow! This stream only has 200 viewers, I am gonna watch it so I appear cool and hip to my fellow Twitchers!

Obese friend who uses Twitch and is also a weeb: By god, you're such a hipster twitcher man
by Robbie The Memer April 18, 2015
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