Timeclocked

When a co-worker pisses you off, and at clock-out you rush to the time clock just BARELY ahead of her, wait until a crowd surrounds her (blocking her in), and then you CLOCK, FART AND RUN! Trapping her in the crowd JUST soaking up that wonderful fragrance filled with LOVE! (Also referred to as TIMECLOCKING)

"ML pissed SB OFF! Did you smell that crap when SB TIMECLOCKED her? I thought my face would MELT!"

by SMALLSSBAKER January 5, 2017

timecock

When a guy knows he’ll get laid at some time during the night, he’s biding time by punching the timecock.

I know I’m getting laid tonight, I’m just punching the timecock.

by Secondhandjanman December 8, 2019

TREELOCK

Maine Myth
Rare Pokemon

Tall af

Handsome

'That new TREELOCK 🔥🔥🔥'
'#ROUGHBOIS'

by Treelock November 24, 2021

tireknocker

Also called tire thumper. Used to check tire pressure but also can be used as a weapon. In some states they are illegal or require a permit.

I used my tireknocker to beat the crap out of my potential assailant

by Bkd01 April 3, 2023