Tinley Park Handshake

When a south-side broad you were in a relationship with, is freeloading at your place after you've already called it quits, throws a left hook and lands it below your eye.

Brad was just trying to get his stuff from his own place, when Julie gave him a Tinley Park Handshake.

by tinleyparkguy December 1, 2021

Tinley Park

Rename the town to Slutley Park. A bunch of nerdy sluts finding you to kiss and sexually possess you are right here in Slutley.

Tinley Park has its own standards and horrors.

by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021

the "Tinley Two Step"

when a drunk bastard stumbles home from the bar after a fucking awesome night of partying down with your homeboys in Tinley Park, IL.

"Did you see Bobby get outa the car? He tinley two step'd it all the way to the front door."

"Yea, I'll do the "Tinley Two Step" all the way home, baby!"

by jOnTOURAGE June 18, 2009

T Block (Tinley park)

The most ghetto town in North America, overrun by thugs and ridden with crime. Notorious rappers like Lil JJ originate from T-block. What was once the nicest place to raise your kids in the world is now the easiest place to get shot in the world. T-block is where hopes and dreams go to die. Even tho it looks nice you will have crimes committed on you. At night, drunk dragracers seek out lil kids. There are no white people in T-block. T-block is home to notorious gangs and rappers and other notorious ghetto stuff. The police in T-block are corrupt and they are owned by the cartel.

Did you hear lil JJ got shot in T Block (Tinley Park)?
Yes, (I did).

by Boney A December 22, 2025

Cock Tingley

When you sit on your penis for too long, and it falls asleep.

Ahh dude I need to stand up, I have a cock tingley.

by lockenload23 July 16, 2016

tingley hodge

When a man's whiskers tingle your gooch. Typically associated with spontaneous transient homosexual orgies.

Bill was eager to discuss the Tingley Hodge he received in Vegas last weekend. So I steered clear of him at the water cooler today.

by Tinman55 August 9, 2017

Tenley

Beautiful girl with heart, if you were to meet one, NEVER let her go. She'll hook your heart in like a fish to bait, and you'll love every minute of it. She's probably that hot nerd, gorgeous but she doesn't know it, always self conscience of her appearance compared to other girls. Probably been betrayed before by someone close and is scared to let anyone in, but if you try hard enough, you could end up with the best thing that's ever happened to you.

"She's beautiful"

"Yeah, she's entrancing"
"I'm pretty sure she's a Tenley"

by Livy marks November 18, 2014