Ching chong, ling long, ting tong

Is a term used by english speakers to mock the chinese culture

You: What does a chinese man say

Person: What

You: Ching chong, ling long, ting tong

by marcus23 November 13, 2013

Tongtong

A beautiful girl that is interesting and fun to talk with and has the sort of beauty that no one knows unless you love her like I do and knows her very well. She is the best miracle that could happen especially when you are alone in a new environment. She could be very annoying sometimes and her laughter is horrible to the ear. Passionate and alive, she is a Tongtong

- Why are you laughing so hard?
- Because Tongtong was laughing.

by Baby in purple princess dress January 24, 2018

ting tong

asian lady boy ie a chineese chick with a dick

ting tong pulled my trousers off the other day,

laura is a ting tong

by ricardoooo April 16, 2008

Ting Tong

another name for Cow Penis. Most sought after food delicacy in parts of South Asia. It is a well known aphrodisiac.

Miz - Give me a Ting Tong
Butcher - Here you go. Have a nice meal.
Miz - Thank you

by BonziBudiya March 11, 2010

ching chong ling long ting tong

Apparantly what all Asians say when they talk in the library on their cellphones.

Made famous by a youtube video of a "polite, nice American girl" who lowered UCLA's standards by being able to get accepted there.

1)
Hi, in America we do not talk on our cell phones in the library....Over here from somewhere, "Ooooh Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong, Ooohhhhh." .... I swear they're going through their whole families, just checking on everybody from the tsunami thing.....if you're gonna go call your address book like you might as well go outside.

2)
Ignorant person: "Isn't it annoying when you hear Asians talk in the library? It just all sounds like 'Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong' to me."

Normal person: "What the fuck..."

by heyybitch March 30, 2011

ting-tong

White man with dread-locks who thinks he's of Tai descent.

ras bambaclaat

by sid December 9, 2003

ching chong ling long ting tong

Apparantly what all Asians say when they talk in the library on their cellphones.

Made famous by a youtube video of a "polite, nice American girl" who lowered UCLA's standards by being able to get accepted there.

1)
Ignorant UCLA Girl: "Hi, in America we do not talk on our cell phones in the library....Over here from somewhere, "Ooooh Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong, Ooohhhhh." .... I swear they're going through their whole families, just checking on everybody from the tsunami thing.....if you're gonna go call your address book like you might as well go outside."

2)
"Ignorant person: "Isn't it annoying when you hear Asians talk in the library? It just all sounds like 'Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong' to me."

Normal person: "Shut the fuck up, man. You're hella ignorant."

3)
Person #1: "Did you see that youtube video that UCLA chick posted ranting about Asians? According to her, all Asians say 'Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong' when they speak."

Person #2: "Yeah I did! That girl is so ignorant. She obviously doesn't go to UCLA."

by heyybitchhh March 30, 2011